The Fruit Basket

The Fruit Basket

By Valerie SegretiComedy
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The Fruit Basket episodes

  • S5:E4 | Why does everything happen to me 😭

    Hey Party People! Welcome back to another episode of The Fruit Basket! In this episode, we’re taking a little trip down memory lane and reminiscing on some of the wildest moments from my past. From the absolute chaos of my car getting stolen to the terrifying time my dogs ate rat poison, we’re getting into some stories that I honestly can’t believe I’ve lived through. Of course, because apparently I can never catch a break, I also talk about getting injured AGAIN because at this point, I think I’m actually cursed. Grab your snacks, get comfortable, and come reminisce with me as we revisit some crazy memories, unexpected plot twists, and the never-ending chaos that is my life. As always, we are all in the same basket ❤️

    37 min
  • S5:E3 | October, Be Nice to Me 😭

    Hey Party People! Welcome back to another episode of The Fruit Basket! In this episode, I talk about the Top Host contest and share a little update on how that whole journey has been going. I also get into Thanksgiving, some of my karaoke experiences, and why October has been such a difficult month for me. On top of that, I open up about how hard it’s been to find the motivation and creativity to make content recently, even when I really want to keep showing up and creating. Sometimes life just gets a little overwhelming, and I wanted to be honest about where I’m at right now. Thank you all so much for listening to this week’s episode and for continuing to support me on this journey. And remember, we are all in the same basket ❤️🗳️Vote for me for Top Host: https://tophost.org/2026/valerie-segreti

    32 min
  • S5:E2 | I’m Back, Gary Has Updates, and I Have Opinions

    Hey Party People! Welcome back to another episode of The Fruit Basket! In this episode, I talk about the recent King Princess controversy and share my own thoughts and feelings about everything going on. I also talk more about getting back into podcasting, how I’ve been feeling since coming back, and why I’m excited to keep this going. Of course, I also get into how unbelievably injury-prone I am, because apparently I cannot go too long without something happening to me 😭 And, as always, there is a little bit of Gary content because our cat deserves his moment too! Thank you all so much for listening to this week’s episode, and remember, we are all in the same basket ❤️


    Top Host Voting: https://tophost.org/2026/valerie-segreti

    35 min
  • S5:E1 | WE ARE SO BACK!

    Hey Party People! I’m back as your host of The Fruit Basket! It’s been a long time coming, almost 2 years! I’ve been wanting to come back and start the podcast again and I know that others have also wanted me to come back 👀 In this episode, I get back into the swing of things and I am a tad rusty. I catch you up on what has been going on in my life and what I have been going through briefly. My goal is to continue this podcast and try and get you an episode every Monday at 5PM. If you’re reading this, I appreciate you all so much. Thank you for listening to this week’s episode and remember, we are all in the same basket ❤️

    42 min
  • S4:E6 | One Last Dance...

    HEYYYOOO party people! Here is the final episode of season 4 😢I am genuinely so sad its over yet happy cause the amount of work I have with school and its holiday season at work its just too much so I’m definitely taking a much needed break from the podcast. In this episode, I am by myself and I just give you all a life update and just talk about how I’m feeling from the heart. That seems to be a theme with solo episodes… We are joined by two special guest at one point during the episode, it’s just my dogs lol. As sad as I am that the season is ending, I am so happy that you all listened and supported me with the podcast and I will forever be grateful for all the love. Thank you for listening to this week’s episode and remember, we are all in the same basket ❤️

    47 min
  • S4:E5 | All The Fruits Are Back In The Basket!

    HEYOOOO party people! Here is episode 5 of season 4!! Our second to last episode :( but it's ok, don't be sad. My goal is to continue to release more episodes exclusively on YouTube, Spotify and anywhere you listen to podcasts apart from SpiritLive. In this episode, I am FINALLY joined by both of my co-hosts Kat and Beca and we play some “Family Feud” The Fruit Basket style. We have some great laughs about Beca constantly lagging during the episode because of her wifi and we just have a great time hanging out with each other during such a stressful time of year. We are all feeling it right now. Thank you for listening to this week's episode and continuing to support the podcast. It means a lot. Remember, we are all in the same basket ❤️

    52 min
  • S4:E4 | Meet Our #1 Fan!!!

    HEYYOOOO party people! Here is episode 4 of season 4!!!! This episode I have a very special guest join us…drum roll please… OUR #1 FAN KIRK!!!!! Kirk is a very special friend and coworker who I met a couple months ago who is an absolute sweetheart and who I love very much. He binge-watched the entire 3 seasons of the show leading up season 4 and messaged me every episode he watched with his favourite moments. In this episode we talk about Kirk and a little bit about himself, my practicum project which I am currently editing and some interesting customers at our workplace. I hope you all enjoy this episode as much as I did. Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast once again and remember, we are all in the same basket ❤️

    51 min
  • S4:E3 | I am Justin Bieber...

    HEYYOOOO party people! Here is episode 3 of season 4!! This episode is another solo episode because I’ve been sick the last week and haven't been able to fully plan the episode and make sure both of my co-hosts were available for today but we have a very fun episode nonetheless. This episode is a follow up to the previous episode about our halloween plans and I talk about my party I threw as well as halloween night itself and the events that unfolded as I take on the persona of the one and only Justin Bieber. Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast once again and remember, we are all in the same basket ❤️

    49 min
  • S4:E2 | Happy Halloween!!!

    HEYOOO party people! Here is episode 2 of season 4!!! This episode we finally have one of my co hosts back, Kat, and our special guest for this episode is her boyfriend Matthew! In this episode we talk about our costumes and plans for Halloween, discuss some odd costumes we found on a random website, obviously play some family feud, and much much more. Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast and remember, we are all in the same basket ❤️

    54 min
  • S4:E1 | 2024: The Character Development Arc

    HEYOO party people! Here is the first episode of season 4!!!! We are so back baby!!!! This episode is a tad bit different than our last season. The Fruit Basket is now officially a podcast so our format changed slightly but especially with this episode I unfortunately had to record by myself due to commitment conflicts with my co hosts. This episode I dive deeper into some personal things that happened in my life recently as well as things that have changed who I am as a person over 13 years ago. I open up about my feelings and how I choose to cope with grief but I also highlight some pretty awesome things that really made me appreciate what I have. This episode is not like anything we’ve done before but I really hope you still enjoy it. And remember, we are all in the same basket ❤️

    25 min

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The Fruit Basket is a fun, candid, and inclusive podcast about life, identity, relationships, culture, and everything in between. Through honest conversations, personal stories, humour, and thoughtful…