The FTheseKids Podcast

What was it that Chris Brown said? "We got that, young love"?

Meet Liyah. Liyah has a typical motherhood story - Boy meets girl. Girl travels for boy. Boy and girl breakup. Girl gets pregnant. But wait ... Girl didn't ask for this! Now what?

In this episode, we unpack the the thoughts of a young single mother that went from Girls Gone Wild to motherhood, in the blink of an eye.

You can expect:

Remember - This is a judge-free zone. Put the kids to bed, grab your glass of wine or roll you up a joint & press the play button. Laugh, Share, Subscribe!

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@touchofamor._

Warning ⚠️ If you see me outside this summer without my children, please refrain from asking me SH*T about them kids!

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The world, these men and these kids have gotten us mothers EXTREMELY f*cked up - YES, we are mothers, but we are also SO MUCH MORE!

So to celebrate Mother’s Day & our season finale - we reminder y’all:

💥 Momma got MULTIPLE bags (aka forms of income). 💰

💥 It’s Step Zaddy Season year round! 😝

💥 We grew organs inside of us, F*CK OUTTA HERE!

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PSSST! Want to know the secret to being a DOPE A** MOM?

Well ... Truthfully? WE BE HIGH AF! 🗣😂

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This Week On The FTheseKids Podcast:

The Mommas got REAL EUPHORIC as we discussed:

💥 Our Favorite Drugs to "Mom" On

💥 The Creative Shit We Do While Mothering High

💥 That Time I Took 'Shrooms During My Aunt's Funeral

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Disclaimer: I would NEVER tell my kid(s) they are bad - I’ll just tell my girlfriends!

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I have come to accept that my kids, even though the sweetest things to me, can be or act or do BAD!

Sure gentle parenting tells you “Don’t say things like that” but I never said I was saying it to their faces! Now that’s just cruel! 👀

But I will vent about some of their bad ass activities HERE!

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This Week On The FTheseKids Podcast:

In life after kids, when that itch finally creeps back up on you - you BETTER scratch that MF!

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As a parent, being intimate is probably on everyone’s “Top 3 Mission: Impossible Activities” list. Because who has time for sex? Right? WRONG!

F*ck them kids & f*ck your partner, real quick! 😉

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On this week’s episode, we talked:

💥 C*ckblocking A** Kids - How to outsmart them

💥 C*ckblocking A** Kids -How to outsmart them!

💥 “I’ll get you a snack after I finish MY snack! 😏”

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This Week On The FTheseKids Podcast:

News Flash - These Kids Ain't Keeping SH*T Together!

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What saves the dream relationship and family you’ve always wanted from turning into a nightmare?

Well - Been there. Done that. & Just to fill you in on a little secret - the kids don’t keep sh*t together! 

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On tonight’s live we will be discussing

🚨The reasons why we stay - because there HAS to be a reason, right? 👀

🚨Backpedaling & NO, I’m not talking about a bike trick.

🚨But IF I stay? Is that considered “settling”?

🥳 I made a few special announcements for our listeners to look forward to!

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This Week on The FTheseKids Podcast:

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The rumor is - Ryan from YouTube made “Pop It’s” poppin’! You heard it here 1st! 👀

We touched on topics like:

🚂 YouTube Watching - the trend that has our kids watching other kids like Ryan live their best toy lives.

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This Week on The FTheseKids Podcast:

Harsh Reality: Sorry Arianna, we tried. But “I see it, I like it, i want it, I got it” just does NOT apply to parents with toddlers because once I buy it, they only use it ONCE!

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The moment you think you have your child’s sizes figured out. The one time you want to splurge a little on them and BOOM … GROWTH SPURT.

As parents, we take a lot of loses but one of the biggest L’s that isn’t often a topic of discussion amongst the community is overpriced attire.

Yes we want to show our kids the finer things in life but how soon is “too soon”.

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It’s late... 🌃

You’ve been out with your child ALL day. 

You can SEE the tired in their eyes 💤 . With plans of a calm, child-free night, you tuck them into bed & kiss them good.

As you walk back to your room 🚶🏾‍♀️, a familiar but eerie feeling creeps up, causing the hairs on the back of your neck rise.

You swing open your bedroom door and - 💥BOOM💥 - YOUR CHILD IS STANDING THERE 🤯

Your calm, highly anticipated night? MURDERED! ☠️ 

The weapon? A SECOND WIND OF ENERGY!

But HOW?!

On this week’s episode of the # FTheseKids Podcast - we discuss sleep straining, "The Top 3 Toddler Bedtime Excuses" & the aftermath of co-sleeping.

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🖤💚❤ HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! ❤️💚🖤

Swimming. Cold weather activities. Coming in after the street lights turned on. These are just a FEW activities I grew up hearing “black people just DIDN'T do”. But why?! Who Said!?

💥This week on The FTheseKidsPodcast:

💥We will be discussing stereotypical but KNOWN activities the black community just doesn’t partake in.

💥I’ll tell you about the time my mother finally let me HAVE a sleepover. (Notice I said “HAVE”, not “GO TO” - yea, that never happened. ☹️)

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