James and Lawrence are keeping things fresh this week with an all new segment: The FU Hotline™. The boys respond to a highly-curated batch of voicemail questions and topics, including the appropriate soak sesh length, the oral history of emoji joggers, what designers should creative direct their funerals and more. Then, in Captain's Log/Letters to Home, the gang reveals how they blew their paltry ass pod checks and debate plans for the next FU corporate retreat.

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Let's try this again. In a shocking turn of events, the boys are BACK this week with our SEASON 11 premiere. The boys are joined by long-time homie, 18 East's Antonio Ciongoli. Antonio hits the stu to talk about cutting his teeth amongst the greats at Ralph Lauren, his untouchable design pedigree, and then venturing out and doing things his own way at 18 East. Then, in what may very well be our last Captain's Log/Letters to Home ever, the core 4 all give their own constructive criticism after FU's disastrous 3 year run. See you next week?

Born to Run with 18 East's Antonio Ciongoli

In a shocking turn of events, the boys are BACK this week with our SEASON 11 premiere. The boys are joined by long-time homie, 18 East's Antonio Ciongoli. Antonio hits the stu to talk about cutting his teeth amongst the greats at Ralph Lauren, his untouchable design pedigree, and then venturing out and doing things his own way at 18 East. Then, in what may very well be our last Captain's Log/Letters to Home ever, the core 4 all give their own constructive criticism after FU's disastrous 3 year run. See you next week?

In part 2 of our season 10 finale, the boys and PFT continue their award winning conversation, covering everything from why he copped a month's worth of vintage band tees, where he sees Pardon My Take in 10 years and getting to the bottom of his spiciest take of all time.

All Fits Matter Pt. II with Pardon My Take’s PFT Commenter

Lady and gents, we got him! This week, Jimmy and Larry are joined by PMT's very own PFT Commenter. In part 1 of our spicy interview with PFT, the boys discuss the moment PFT found out he's poor, why he doesn't fuck with Heelys, and how he uses his fame for good.

All Fits Matter Pt. I with Pardon My Take’s PFT Commenter

The boys are back this week delivering Pt. II of our all-time blassic interview with GQ's Mark Anthony Green. Smash that mf play button to hear about the worst fit MAG has worn to a Target, who his Mt. Rushmore of directors is, and how he feels about the new golden era GQ. 

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