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Think holding hands across America could fix the world's problems? Neither do we—but we’re here to brainstorm anyway. Join The Funky Panther as we dive headfirst into the chaos of race, immigration, and a totally fictional (but hilarious) Mexican car industry. With our signature humor and zero qualifications, we tackle the big stuff, sprinkle in sharp satire, and somehow keep it all entertaining.

But wait, there’s more! Inspired by Adam Sandler’s "Spaceman," we take a hard left into sensory deprivation and the absurdity of floating spas and ultra-silent rooms. Isolated meditation or just a fancy way to lose your mind? You decide.

And because we’re not done being all over the place, we’ll hit you with stories of fondue nights gone wrong, costume parties we barely survived, and Nicole Kidman’s acting (don’t @ us). Toss in critiques of A24 films, homelessness, and the social media dumpster fire, and you’ve got an episode as messy as the world itself. Oh, and there’s a cleaning fairy involved somewhere. You’re welcome.

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What happens when you mix a home birth story with the wild antics of Joe Exotic? You get an episode that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining! We're thrilled to have our buddy Dank817, aka the Big Shark from Too High, back with us in the studio. We kick things off by laughing over memories of our past sessions, including that unforgettable smoky recording incident. Dank opens up about his struggles with confidence in his music career and how the support from his crew is reigniting his passion. Plus, we get real about juggling creative ambitions with the rollercoaster of parenthood and aging.

Ever thought about what it would be like to witness a home birth? We share a candid, humorous perspective that might just change your views on responsibility and family. There's also exciting news in the cannabis world with Too High's upcoming Gas Station Texas event—think live performances and a kickball tournament! Alongside these highlights, we dive into some bizarre and hilarious moments, including Joe Exotic's prison romance and the idea of hosting a Funky Panther rally with a comedian like Shane Gillis.

We wrap things up with a comedic look at specialty underwear and TikTok's weirdest trends. From mushroom coffee to nicotine's nootropic potential, we chat about the quirkiest aspects of modern life. We even throw in a game inspired by The Sopranos, where every gabagool mention or iconic Carmella moment calls for a celebration. With Dank817's infectious energy and our shared love for life's oddities, this episode promises laughs, camaraderie, and plenty of unexpected twists!

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Ever wondered what Halloween would look like through the eyes of a country musician or a mischievous Batman? Join us for this week's episode of the Funky Panther where we transform Halloween into a whimsical country music extravaganza. From imagining adults trick-or-treating to laughing about costume bar-hopping, we usher you into a world where cowboy hats meet candy corn and a crime-free Gotham makes Batman hit the sweets. Our creative musings might even inspire you to craft your own quirky Halloween playlist!

We've also got a lot to say about the art world, including how personal connections can sometimes outweigh market value. Our chat covers everything from the chaos of Banksy shredding his own art to the curious case of Mel B's daughter dipping her toes into an artistic career. With a sprinkle of nostalgia, we fondly remember classics like "Casper" and bring you up to speed on A24’s latest cinematic offerings. Let's not forget our lively banter about the challenges of art investment and the surprising impact of family ties in making or breaking an artist's career.

But wait, there's more! Ever confused Kid Cudi's role in the movie "X"? We've got that covered, too. Travel with us through the eerie narrative twists of "X," "Pearl," and "Maxine." We explore the spooky plotlines, unravel the chilling moments, and chuckle at our own mix-ups. Whether you're here for the cinematic insights or just a hearty laugh, this episode promises a rollercoaster of entertainment, humor, and unexpected revelations.

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Prepare for a whirlwind of laughter and storytelling as we recount our Austin City Limits (ACL) weekend escapades, full of memorable moments and fashion faux pas. Chad's bold fashion choice had us in stitches, setting the tone for a festival filled with vibrant energy and hilarious encounters with fans like Christy. Whether it was the awe of past performances by legends like OutKast and Eminem or the fresh excitement of this year's acts, the festival's electrifying atmosphere never failed to keep us entertained.

Shopping and festival logistics might sound mundane, but trust us, it's anything but boring in our world. Picture a shopping spree that led to an unintentional fashion reveal or the chaos of navigating rentable scooters amidst festival madness. From unexpected bathroom break dilemmas at a Tyler, the Creator concert to the absurdity of transportation costs, our tales are filled with humor and relatable chaos. We also dive into the phenomenon of Chapel Roan's rising fanbase, exploring the quirks of festival etiquette and the curious mix of catchy tunes and raunchy lyrics that captivates audiences.

Our episode crescendo brings a lively discussion on everything from music festivals to the unpredictable world of stocks and conspiracy theories. Imagine transformer trucks turning into banquet halls or debating the practicality of aristocratic cake dresses. We also share our plans for upcoming concerts and local events while navigating the responsibilities of pet priorities. With banter about karaoke and somersaults and a sprinkle of stock market strategies, we wrap up with a sincere appreciation for our camaraderie and shared passion for music and community.

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Ever tried capturing the best intro but ended up with hilarious chaos instead? That's exactly where our Funky Panther crew—Chad, Javier, and Tim—found themselves as they stumbled through a wildly entertaining session filled with laughs and candid moments. Starting off with a nostalgic trip back to when radio ruled our lives, we reminisced about the good old days with Disney Radio and Radio Oz. From spontaneous stories about hurricanes and swimming pools to winning games despite questionable decisions, we served up a hearty dose of unfiltered camaraderie and humor.

As we journeyed through the past, we couldn't resist revisiting our musical upbringing in Fort Worth, recalling quirky antics like recording songs on cassette tapes and sneaking glimpses of late-night TV. Our tales of State Fair magic painted a vibrant picture of fair food temptations and the thrill of nearly splurging on Cutco knives. We even indulged in some car talk, sharing dreams of new wheels amidst today's economic challenges. It was a light-hearted chat that evoked laughter, fond memories, and a sense of just how much we've evolved over the years.

Our culinary adventures took a delicious turn as we explored Italy's rich food scene, from savoring Michelin star dining with Massimo Bottura to reminiscing about Florence's wine windows. We shared personal travel tales filled with humor and sincerity, leading up to the excitement of our ACL weekend plans. With a potential live broadcast and a casual meetup on the horizon, we wrapped up the session with gratitude for our listeners and a promise of more lively updates and adventures. Stay good, and catch us soon from the Funky Panther team!

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Ever wondered how a simple game of catch can turn into a comedy goldmine? Find out as we embark on a chaotic and hilarious journey featuring our regular hosts Javier, Tim, and Jared from the Funky Panther. Joining us this time is Jared from the Tales from the Fort podcast, who steps in for Chad, currently globe-trotting in Italy. Jared's unfiltered storytelling and side-splitting anecdotes about playing catch, state fair adventures, and theme song fiascos promise non-stop laughter.

We also dive into some mouth-watering discussions about the best culinary spots in River Oaks, from Eduardo’s divine bakery treats like mini cheesecakes and pumpkin tres leches cake to the unbeatable breakfasts at River Oaks Cafe. Get our hot takes on the local burger scene, including the much-anticipated Lance Springs Beer Garden, and listen to our grilling debates—propane versus charcoal, pellet smokers, and the joy of backyard cookouts. We even share our experiences with pool installations and mattress haggling, proving that even the mundane can be entertaining.

But it's not all laughs and light-hearted banter. Prepare for a rollercoaster as we tackle some heavy topics, from the disturbing allegations against P. Diddy to the infamous legacies of Suge Knight and Kanye West. We share surreal family stories and the bizarre synchronicities that shape our lives, all while documenting our competitive “Tales from the Scale” weight loss challenge. With engaging social media content creation tips and a promise of more fun vlogs to come, this episode is packed with humor, intrigue, and unforgettable moments.

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Have you ever wondered how a girlfriend's crazy hairstyle could lead to an unforgettable night at a Bilmuri concert? We'll kick off this episode with some light-hearted banter and hilarious personal stories, from wild concerts to favorite video game memories with the Capcom Fighting Classics collection. We also catch up on local happenings, including Daddy Paul of Nexm Creative Media's new business venture, before diving into the eclectic and unique music of the band Bilmuri

Switching gears, we get our game face on for an enthusiastic sports chat, covering everything from TCU basketball's latest game to the Cowboys' impressive victory. Along the way, we'll compare the tunes of Post Malone and 303. We wrap our banter with movie talks, including the entertaining "Logan Lucky" and "Baby Driver," ensuring a mix of humor, sports, and cinema love.

Our family connections and tailgate plans segment celebrates an upcoming Cowboys tailgate, complete with The Ball Bag Podcast recording excitement and 19 years of tradition. We'll reveal a surprising family connection between Javier and John and even discuss the legal limits of gambling in Texas, with a funny twist about jaunts to Louisiana. From humorous anecdotes to heartfelt stories, this episode promises a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment.

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After facing an incredibly tough hiatus marked by personal loss, we're back and ready to share our journey with you. We start with a heartfelt and humorous catch-up, discussing the struggles and growth we've experienced. Tim opens up about the heart-wrenching loss of his mother to a rare disease, and how he's taking proactive steps to understand his own health risks. We also share our excitement about upcoming plans, like attending a wrestling match and ACL, making this a mix of emotional depth and light-hearted banter.

Ever wondered how to navigate the murky waters of credit card debt and banking scams? We’ve got you covered. From understanding the statute of limitations on debt to sharing a controversial glitch with Chase Bank, we dive into some seriously valuable financial insights. We also tackle the alarming trend of check fraud influenced by TikTok and how it’s affecting younger generations. All while adding a sprinkle of humor with speculative topics like aliens and quirky purchases, making financial wisdom surprisingly entertaining.

Summer adventures, viral fame, and the joy of fall—our latest escapades have something for everyone. We recount highlights from New Orleans, a Dallas Wings game, and Mexican Heritage Night at the Ranger game, and introduce our new cat, Artemis. We also debate men's fashion trends, from skirts becoming mainstream to the practicality of business shorts. Rounding off with thoughts on Fort Worth’s local scene and a special mention of the Quaker City Nighthawks show, this episode is packed with stories, laughs, and insights you won’t want to miss. Join us as we blend heartfelt moments with financial advice and fun anecdotes, truly capturing the essence of the Funky Panther.

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What happens when a local Fort Worth resident with an aversion to flip-flops joins us for a chat? Meet Jason Keenan, our guest for this episode, as we kick things off with spirited banter about local spots like Faded Art Barbershop and a hilarious mix-up over a restaurant's name. We share laughs over family anecdotes, whiskey preferences, and cultural quirks like the legendary chancla. The conversation takes an unexpected turn as we discuss the World Games and dream up potential new Olympic events.

Ever wondered how music and professional wrestling intersect? Our host recounts his fascinating journey from playing bass in emotionally charged hardcore bands to becoming enraptured by wrestling after a chance ECW commercial. He shares lessons learned in wrestling school and the mentorship that shaped his understanding of organizing wrestling shows. This discussion highlights the importance of blending music and wrestling, emphasizing authentic storytelling and creative production in a competitive market. The narrative underscores how these experiences helped him craft compelling wrestling promos and understand the nuances of live event production.

Finally, we shine a spotlight on the vibrant wrestling community in Fort Worth, Texas. Discover how local promotions are crafted to resonate with the city's unique culture and the role of mutual support among businesses. Exciting match previews and wrestler spotlights, featuring Damon McCullough and Brick Savage, set the stage for upcoming events at the Southside Preservation Hall. We wrap up by encouraging listeners to be part of the electric atmosphere at these local wrestling events, promising a unique experience filled with energy, passion, and community spirit.

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Did you hear the breaking news about Shrek 5 coming out in 2026 with the original cast? In this uproariously entertaining episode of The Funky Panther, we kick things off with that bombshell and take you through a rollercoaster of laughs and stories. We poke fun at Sarah's sun-kissed glow, stumble through a hilariously off-track geography lesson, and celebrate our successful event at Panther Island Brewing, where we raised funds for Saving Hope amidst a sea of dog lovers. We even dive into the world of impactful cinema, discussing "Blood In Blood Out" and "American Me," and reminisce about Kendrick Lamar’s jaw-dropping concert that united rival gang factions on stage.

Ever wondered about the ongoing beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake? We dissect this feud, exploring the authenticity debate within hip-hop, and how J. Cole's involvement stirred the pot even more. From MC Hammer's transformation from a feared figure to a reverend, to the infamous Drake curse impacting sports betting, we cover it all. Plus, we ponder the wild dynamics of communal living among friends, and the peculiar living arrangements of K-pop groups, all while brainstorming a live-streamed weekend event at an Airbnb. Imagine the fun and chaos of placing cameras all over a house to capture those candid and entertaining moments!

Wrapping up with a bang, Chad introduces "Get Blitzed," a football-themed drinking game, and shares the exciting launch of its Kickstarter campaign. We break down the reward tiers, from print-and-play options to exclusive custom action cards, and brainstorm some wild marketing ideas involving slap koozies and zany promotional videos. Planning for a friend's birthday party and high school reunion adds another layer of excitement, as we anticipate reconnecting with old friends and creating unforgettable memories. Tune in for a whirlwind of updates, laughs, and intriguing stories that will keep you entertained from start to finish!

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