The Funny Police

The Funny Police

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The Funny Police episodes

  • The First Doll Walk

    Doll Walk founder, Ashley Ryan, is joined by Doll Walk Organizers Qween Amor, Vera Lee Westwood, and Dee Chen as they reflect on that day and what it means to the transgender community. The first ever Doll Walk NYC was a demonstration of radical malicious compliance when a group of 50 trans women marched topless across Central Park to Trump tower in response to Donald Trump changing the gender marker on their passports from 'Female' back to 'Male.'

    In a powerful act of protest for Trans Day of Visibility 2026, these transgender women marched topless—directly confronting the contradiction of having breasts while the government now labels them as men. They were joined by politicians Karen Ortiz and Laura Dunn, who are pushing to advance transgender civil rights in Congress.

    This celebration of trans joy focused specifically on the mislabeled gender marker on US passports, and they were successful in delivering their demands to Marco Rubio's desk at the Department of State with the message: change our passports back or we are going to do the Doll Walk again next year!

    The Doll Walk is a civil rights movement that will forever live in history in the official 'Doll Walk' documentary, premiering next week at New York's Newfest as part of their 'Having a great time being trans lately' shorts segment. Come join us 10/22/26 at 7:30pm for the world premiere followed by Q&A.

    Save the date: NYC Doll Walk 2027 - Sunday, March 28

    Want Doll Walk to come to your city? Please request so in the comments!

    Follow us on Social Media:

    Ashley Ryan: @ashleyryantv

    Qween Amor: @QweenAmore

    Dee Chen: @feminizazn

    Vera Lee Westwood: @veraleewestwood

    B-roll Photographers and Videographers

    Carlos Chiossone: https://www.instagram.com/chiosphoto/

    J Wilson: https://www.instagram.com/jwilson77/

    Lexy: https://www.instagram.com/sidewalkkilla/

    Veronica L. Yankowski: https://www.instagram.com/verolucephoto/

    Regan Rebanal: https://www.instagram.com/reganrabanal/

    Jameson Bui: https://www.instagram.com/jamesonbui/

    The Politicians Who Joined

    Karen Ortiz: https://www.instagram.com/ko4congress/

    Laura Dunn: https://www.instagram.com/lauradunn4justice/

    Special Thanks:

    Reilly and her mom Colleen for making the fabulous passport prop!

    NYPD Community Outreach Team

    The Wonderful Marshals and Volunteers TJ for making the shirts!

    Red Eye NYC for hosting the safety meeting.

    The ACLU for providing legal advice.

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    Disclaimer:

    THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS PODCAST ARE PERSONAL OPINIONS AND SATIRE AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE NEW YORK BOARD OF ELECTIONS.

    1 hr 27 min
  • New York Fashion Week On Shrooms

    Tripping isn't the worst thing you can do on the runway...

    The funny police returns to talk about how to become a runway model with Jack Mayer. Find out the do's, don'ts, and maybe just one times. ;-)

    Listen as Ashley and Jack reflect on their experiences walking the runway at New York Fashion Week and dive a bit deeper into their person lives.

    Follow us on Social Media:

    Ashley Ryan: @AshleyRyanTV

    Jack Mayer: @withlovefromjack

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    Disclaimer:

    THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS PODCAST ARE PERSONAL OPINIONS AND SATIRE AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE NEW YORK BOARD OF ELECTIONS.

    1 hr 6 min
  • Valentine's Dating

    Ashley Ryan is joined by comedian Shelby Latterman and life coach Davis Thompson as they discuss the single life of dating in their 20's and 30's in New York City. The three share their best and worst dating experiences, as well as well as recommend what type of date will make your valentine's day special.

    Follow us on Social Media:

    Ashley Ryan: @AshleyRyanTV

    Shelby Latterman: @ShelbyLatterman

    Davis Thompson: @davISISawake

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    Disclaimer:

    THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS PODCAST ARE PERSONAL OPINIONS AND SATIRE AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE NEW YORK BOARD OF ELECTIONS.

    1 hr 6 min
  • Circumdecision

    Ashley Ryan is joined by comedians Abe Shapiro and Christian Conti as they embark on a journey of cut and uncut discovery. Revealing intimate details of their family heritage, they discuss the normalization of genital mutulation of male infants in the US and the negative social implications that uncircumcised children may experience throughout their adolescence. Do you know if your family circumcision ancestry? Talk to a loved one about it today.

    Follow us on Social Media:

    Ashley Ryan: @AshleyRyanTV

    Abe Shapiro: @abeshaps

    Christian Conti: @christianconticomedy

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    Disclaimer:

    THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS PODCAST ARE PERSONAL OPINIONS AND SATIRE AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE NEW YORK BOARD OF ELECTIONS.

    53 min
  • My Mom Loves Taylor Swift

    Ashley Ryan is joined by her mother as well as friends Matthew Conrado and comedian Madame Vivien V to discuss why everyone loves Taylor Swift so much. They search for the turning point that made her Eras tour so much more successful than the her previous tour and Ashley's mom shares why the tour was so important to her.

    Ashley's mom reveals that she recently beat breast cancer, and shares her personal experience of the ordeal and how it impacted the family.

    Finally, this episode discusses Nancy Mace's anti-transgender agenda to disclude transgender people from using public restrooms while Ashley shares anecdotes of recent public restroom experiences.

    Follow us on Social Media:

    Ashley Ryan: @AshleyRyanTV

    Matthew Conrado: @mattconrado

    Madame Vivien V: @madamevivienv

    Ashley's Mom Patti: On various 'Swifty Over 50' Facebook groups.

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    Disclaimer:

    THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS PODCAST ARE PERSONAL OPINIONS AND SATIRE AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE NEW YORK BOARD OF ELECTIONS.

    1 hr 3 min
  • Luigi's Homecoming

    Ashley Ryan and comedian Garry Hannon and Aussie drag queen Tomi Grainger welcome Luigi Mangione back to New York. After finding out whether or not Luigi is their type, they decided if jail time will be the correct fit based on the crimes comited. The group also compares the American healthcare system to the Australian one, and share personal stories of healthcare hardships. How do you believe the healthcare industry should respond to all this? Is reform necessary?

    Follow us on Social Media:

    Ashley Ryan: @AshleyRyanTV

    Tomi Grainger: @Tomi.Grainger

    Garry Hannon: @gnhannon

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    Disclaimer:

    THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS PODCAST ARE PERSONAL OPINIONS AND SATIRE.

    48 min
  • I'm a Poll Worker

    Ashley Ryan is joined by friends Matthew Conrado and Comedian Madame Vivien V to discuss this week's results of the 2024 presidential election. Ashley shares her experience of what it is like to be a poll worker and reveals how secure United States elections actually are.

    The group conducts a post election temperature check and discusses what the next four years might look like.

    Disclaimer:

    THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS PODCAST ARE PERSONAL OPINIONS AND SATIRE AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE NEW YORK BOARD OF ELECTIONS.

    Follow us on Social Media:

    Ashley Ryan: @AshleyRyanTV

    Matthew Conrado: @mattconrado

    Madame Vivien V: @madamevivienv

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    55 min
  • The Gay Olympics

    Ashley Ryan is joined boy comedians Alyssa Maurer and Patrick Walsh to examine how gay the 2024 Olympics actually are, from the outlandish performances of the opening ceremony, to the top 5 gayest olympic sports. And what is Snoop Dogg actually doing at the games? Find out if the Olympics will finally bring peace to the middle east.

    Follow us on Social Media:

    Ashley Ryan: @AshleyRyanTV

    Alyssa Maurer: @AlyssaMaurerPhoto

    Patrick Walsh: @PWalsh0828

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    46 min
  • Presidential Dropout

    Ashley Ryan is joined by comedian Brenner Thomas and chemist Adam Rosenzweig to share their reactions to Biden dropping out of the presidential race and replacing himself with Kamala. Was this the right move for the country? Or will there still be tripping down the stairs involved?

    Follow us on Social Media:

    Ashley Ryan: @AshleyRyanTV

    Adam Rosenzweig: @Adam_the_chemist

    Brenner Thomas: @BrennerThomas

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    25 min
  • Assassin Nation

    Ashley Ryan is joined by the funny police Elleaminopee and Jamie Freely to unravel the attempted assassination of former president Trump at his campaign rally in Pennsylvania. Who was the shooter and why did he do it? We have all the answers.

    Follow us on Social Media:

    Ashley Ryan: @AshleyRyanTV

    Ellelaminopee: @ellelaminopee

    Jamie Freely: @Freely_Jamie

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    39 min

About The Funny Police

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'The Funny Police' is the only podcast where you have the right to remain laughing. In each episode, we dive into the latest headlines, hot topics, politics, and trends and decide whether or not they…