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What do ancient astronaut theorists think about the prevalent “keyhole” shape that’s found throughout virtually all cultures and religions worldwide? We don’t know...because they never actually explain what those cultures think the keyhole actually is except Ancient Egypt!!! Let’s prooooooooooooooooobe into Season 16, Episode 3 of the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens: The Galactic Keyhole!

The Galactic Keyhole - S16E3

The History Channel's Ancient Aliens is a divisive show, to say the least, but science (and sci-fi) obsessed nerds, Steve & Joey, are exploring each episode of everyone’s favorite show about Ancient Astronaut Theory with equal parts love and skepticism...as well as the quirky researchers and experts that evangelize it. What has mainstream science debunked about Ancient Aliens in the years since it premiered? And what mysterious aspects of humanity’s origins are still best explained by theorists like Georgios Tsoukalos, Erich von Daniken, and the rest of this passionate crew of explorers?

Comedy

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

A bit of an aimless episode (literally) as a helicopter can’t seem to maintain control while driving through portal-infused airspace. There are NO ROCKETS - REPEAT: NOOOOO ROCKETS launched in this episode! BUT, the hunky ginger Caleb does drop his balls out of the sky in said whirlybird while crane malfunctions abound as the Fugle’s crew tries to prep the Mesa for drillin’!


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Hungry for Skinwalker Ranch - S4E4: The Watchers

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

Travis Taylor and the boys are shewtin’ rawkits once again out at the ranch - this time with 1000FPS cameras filming them. And what do they discover? Why the fuckin’ ANOMALY captured visually for the first time of course!!! Oh and there’s plenty of extra deep ground penetration in the form of radar too. Enjoy!

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Hungry for Skinwalker Ranch - S4E3: The Blob

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens!

This episode is about three things, and three things alone: Drones, cones, and scones…EXCEPT WE’RE ALL OUTTA FUCKIN’ CONES AND SCONES Y’ALL! Travis Taylor and the Skinwalker boys are experimentin’ with 200 synchronized drones this episode and the data they capture is pretty crazy with a capital C…for cones. The cones we don’t have any of.

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Hungry for Skinwalker Ranch - S4E2: Who's Your Data?

YeeeeeeeeeeeHAW we are BACK with Travis Taylor and crew as they tackle some of the nastiest rockets, the gnarliest UAPs and the most putrid portals a Skinwalker Ranch has ever produced! Will the Brandon Fugle and the ranch hands ever trust Travis again after it was revealed in the news that he’s been part of the UAP Task Force this ENTIRE TIME?! Will this rift get in the way of what this show has always been about - Helicopters, rockets, and lasers, of course! - Short answer…NO. And that’s good for us, and good for you listeners - enjoy!

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Hungry For Skinwalker Ranch - S4E1: Over and Out of This World

We wax philosophical on what we’re basically calling the one year anniversary of Probing Gaia! We return to modern guru Ram Dass, where he meets up with the sultan of psychedelics: Terence McKenna. Terence had a short-lived interview series called “Prague Gnosis,” where he interviewed someone that interested him in the Bohemian capitol of the Holy Roman Empire: Prague, Czech Republic. The questions get deep, the intelligence level is high, and the world play is elite - but a lot of fascinating points are made here and hopefully we’ve broken it down enough so that even if you’re new to all this philosophizing, it should make sense to you. Plus…cum jokes and stuff, as usual.


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The Galactic Keyhole - S16E3

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