We discuss our overrated eleven selection dilemmas in this Bank Holiday two part special.

Who partners Mezut Ozil in our midfield? Can Rooney or Anelka nail down a place upfront?

We discuss our underrated eleven selection dilemmas in this Bank Holiday two part special.

Check out Part 2 on Bank Holiday Monday and stay tuned till the end for the chance to win one of what we judge to be the four best shirts in the Premier League.

Bad starts = Wildcards, don’t be scared! Best in and outs, no good halfway house in defence. The Guardian Storm and captain debate.

One tine only and we couldn’t resist doing a Man United special, well it just so happened we had three United fans on for once. What’s rotten in the state of Mancunia? No keyboard warriors here, two of us not even on social media.

Free transfer strategy, band wagons and lessons learned. We lost and sort of recovered this episode so hope you can excuse the variable quality. No other chance to record this week and plenty of decent chat none the less.

Should 3PM Kick offs be on TV? Are expectations on promoted sides far too high? Are we seeing the decline of North London and some dodgy kit dealings. And the quiz is back!

John, Alan and Ash give their teams a good going over with dilemmas in every position and price point discussed. There is even a little PVA quiz

Who’s doing a good transfer window? Is the market going to eat itself? Would you sell Wembley? Is Mike Ashley more pastry than business man? And we don’t dwell on Jose!

Our eight tips to start well and help you make it through the long season a happy FPL player

John and Alan both pick a World Cup they wish they’d seen and discuss conspiracy theories, Morocco and North America’s 2026 World Cup bids and look at some of the nations who just missed out on hosting including Libya, USSR, Columbia and Yugoslavia.