In the post wildcard carnage of Gameweek 4 we look at the bandwagons getting ready to roll for Gameweek 5 and how on earth you could fit Hazard, Sanchez or Coutinho into your side now.

In this podcast we look back at the weekend's Premier League action, clumsily tackle the issue of antisemitism in football and as if we had not been political enough, decide if Syria in a World Cup playoff is a lovely thing or akin to rooting for Cambodia to qualify for Argentina in '78.

We discuss the waning allure of international football and try to work out if its just us England fans who feel that way. To lighten the mood we discuss this transfer window and if and how the system should be reformed.

We look at the deadline day signings to buy and avoid then preview Gameweek 4 predicting clean sheets galore!

We look back on all the Premier League results and talking points from the August Bank Holiday weekend and look forward to the task awaiting teams in Europe this season. Plus, find out who Alan was talking about when he said "for the love of football can you just stop being so shit"

We review all the action from Gameweek 3 and offer a guide to survive the international break including tips on how to come out of it with a winning team for Gameweek 4

Its a top vs bottom showdown between our contributors as the varying fortunes in our podcast mini league as discussed as part of our review of Gameweek 2. We also preview Gameweek 3 and give our transfer, strategy and captain tips.

As the amateur players presenting the podcast try to sound professional the pros on the field seem to have spent the week acting like amateurs. We chat about the weekends premier league action, the rules nobody knows and the professional club apparently run via WhatsApp.

The most amateur of footballers review Gameweek 1 of the FPL season and battle post stag fatigue and jet lag to try and energize their teams for Gameweek 2. There are even some handy FPL hint and tips.

The most amateur of footballers give their take on the first weekend of the new Premier League season. All that and a brand new contributor.