By Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta
Breaking down whats giving us breakdowns since 2017!
Drink of the day: Iced tea for Colin and lime Bubly seltzer for Candice! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here through this form! You...
Drink of the day: Lemon La Croix for Candice and Dunkies iced tea for Colin! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here through this...
Drink of the day: WATER because it’s HOT! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! DM one of us for a Discord invite! Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here through this form! You can shop at...
Drink of the day: Staying hydrated with water today! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here through this form! You can shop at The Garbage...
Drink of the day: Raspberry + acai AHA seltzer for Candice and Trader Joe’s lemonade for Colin! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here...
Drink of the day: Waters all around! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here through this form! You can shop at The Garbage Barge Zazzle...
Drink of the day: Vinho Verde spritzers! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here through this form! You can shop at The Garbage Barge Zazzle...
Drink of the day: Tazo iced tea for Colin and water for Candice You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here through this form! You can...
Drink of the day: water and iced tea! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here through this form! You can shop at The Garbage Barge...
Drink of the day: Water! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here through this form! You can shop at The Garbage Barge Zazzle Store to...
Drink of the day: Join us for this weeks shenanigans! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question for the Life Boat anonymously here through this form! You can shop at The Garbage...
Ed Buck has been found GUILTY and convicted of drugging two men SOOOOO We had a massive audio failure for the first time in all these years and wound up with a corrupted episode! Because of that, and because of things...
Drink of the day: Water all around! This one’s ROUGH, but a good time as always! Tuck in, let us know how we did! You can find all the information you need right here at Patreon.com/thegarbagebarge! Join our Discord here: https://discord.gg/nJ8XMFPj Ask your question...
Drink of the day: Colin is having Vanilla Coke and water, and Candice has Acai-Raspberry Seltzer, Throat Coat tea, and traditional water. Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are BACK BABY! We’re having a good time and chatting about what we’re watching...
Drink of the day: Colin is having blush Andre rose and Candice is having a grapefruit seltzer! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are talking about all of the stuff! From Kim Petras to the Olympics figure skating scandal, to Peacemaker and...
Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta ARE BACK BABY! Tuck into this cute little episode where we let you all know where we’ve been and what the plan is moving forward! *AND JUST LIKE THAT SPOILERS CONTAINED WITHIN* You can find all the...
Drink of the day: Black cherry seltzer for Candice and wine for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back at it again! We’re going to talk about what happened this week with OnlyFans! We couldn’t keep our motors boating if it...
Drink of the day: Cherry seltzer for Candice and some chilled white wine for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back and we’re doing a self care episode today! We’re going to sink our teeth into Criminy River and Strug...
Drink of the day: Wine for Colin and Seltzer for Candice! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back and we’re talking about what’s happening with Simone Biles and other athletes during the Olympics this year! We couldn’t keep our motors boating if...
Drink of the day: Waters all around! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are talking about the Grindr Priest and what this means for *all* of our privacy, and also the Handsome Discourse that took place on Twitter! We couldn’t keep our motors...
Drink of the day: Water for Candice and Iced tea for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back in the studio (Skype call) and bring you the news! We’re going to talk about the Britney Spears conservatorship. We couldn’t keep our...
Drink of the day: Colin had green iced tea and Candice had a Lime Topo-Chico! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta We couldn’t keep our motors boating if it wasn’t for the support of our incredible Patrons! If you like what you hear,...
Drink of the day: Candice had seltzer! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back and we’ve got another great Pride episode for you! We’re talking about rainbow washing and corporate pride! We couldn’t keep our motors boating if it wasn’t for the...
Drink of the day: Colin had rose and Candice had seltzer! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back in the studio with another pride episode for you! Enjoy! We couldn’t keep our motors boating if it wasn’t for the support of our...
Drink of the day: Water for Candice and Secco for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are BACK and it’s PRIDE and we’re gonna talk about the DISCOURSE! As we were recording this, Naomi Osaka made the right decision for her mental...
Drink of the day: Black cherry seltzer for Candice, iced tea for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are going to talk about what’s happening in Palestine today, so trigger warning for settler colonialism and violence. We couldn’t keep our motors boating...
Drink of the day: Water for Candice! Iced tea for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are gathering up some of the news of the last week or so! Caitlyn Jenner, Unemployment, and cryptocurrencies! We couldn’t keep our motors boating if it...
Drink of the day: Grape seltzer for Candice and red wine on ice for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are talking about and anti-trans legislation flooding our country! Get into it and do something. We couldn’t keep our motors boating if...
Drink of the day: Ice water for Colin and grape seltzer for Candice! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are talking about police violence so far in 2021 and the ruling in the George Floyd case. We couldn’t keep our motors boating if...
Drink of the day: Water all around! And some Gatorade for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are talking about what happened with Colton Underwood (and Carole Radziwill) last week! It’s a little messy! We couldn’t keep our motors boating if it...
Drink of the day: Candice had water of various textures and Colin had watermelon seltzer and cucumber vodka! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are BACK and we’re talking about the anxiety that’s happening in a world where the pandemic is still...
Drink of the day: Colin was having cucumber vodka and tea and Candice had purple Gatorade! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are BACK and today iss a special episode — you’ll have to listen to find out! We couldn’t keep our motors...
Drink of the day: Throat coat tea for Candice and ice water for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back and we’re talking about what happened in Atlanta last week and how we can all be more anti-racist. Bravo updates and...
Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta have a special guest today! Jenifer Leigh is joining us in the *studio today and we’re talking about the royal family! Criminy is also royal-family flavored and we’ve got lots of Bravo updates on the Strug...
Drink of the day: Colin had ice water and Candice had Throat Coat tea! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are BACK and we’re talking about the Equality Act and also throwing in some Andrew Cuomo stuff for good measure! Criminy River is...
Drink of the day: Ice water for Colin and Throat Coat for Candice! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are talking about what happened in Texas this past week and why you should all care. Criminy River is… going to make some people...
Drink of the day: Candice is having some coffee and Colin is enjoying some ice water! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back and we’re talking about the rise in hate crimes committed against the Asian American and Pacific Islander population...
Drink of the day: We had Rose and seltzer water! [This episode was recorded September 2020.] Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are talking about how we talk about mental health, today. It’s BIG one! We’ve got some special self care on the Strug...
Drink of the day: Jesi had a vodka cranberry! Candice had Sweet Clementine Tension Tamer tea! Colin had ice water! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back in the studio with good friend Jesi Taylor Cruz! And today we’re talking about...
Drink of the day: Tangerine Stress tea for Candice, and ice water for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are talking about the passing Margo St. James and her incredible activism! We’re also talking about the Walking While Trans Ban here...
Drink of the day: Iced tea (and a glug of wine) for Colin! Hot cinnamon tea for Candice! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are taling about the Biden economic rescue plan that was announced this week and also the discourse surrounding...
Drink of the day: Lime seltzer for Candice! Colin is having iced tea! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back in the studio and we’re taking on what happened last week at the Capitol Building. Strap in. We also have some healing...
Drink of the day: Chamomile for Candice! Colin has iced tea! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are back and we’re rounding up the annoying things that have already happened in the New Year! Bean dad and the tampon guy are floating down Criminy...
Drink of the day: Eggnog for Candice and Wine for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are reading Tarot predictions for 2021! Happy New Year! We couldn’t keep our motors boating if it wasn’t for the support of our incredible Patrons! If...
Drink of the day: Eggnog for Candice and wine for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are doing their annual reading of TGB B4 XMAS! 2020 edition! Enjoy! Happy holidays! We couldn’t keep our motors boating if it wasn’t for the support...
Drink of the day: Wine for Colin and chocolate whiskey and eggnog for Candice! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are watching A Christmas Prince 3! Watch with us! We couldn’t keep our motors boating if it wasn’t for the support of our...
Drink of the day: Water and tea! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are talking about Elliot Page this week and the firestorm that surrounded his powerful public coming out statement! We’ve got a FUN Criminy River and RIDICULOUS amounts of Bravo news...
Drink of the day: Tea and Water all around! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are updating some stories they’ve covered in past episodes! Rolling eyes are all over Criminy River and Strug Boat is full of that good-good Bravo TV and reality...
Drink of the day: Echinacea tea for Candice and ice water for Colin! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are going to take on what happened with Sia this week. It’s a lot. Get ready. Criminy and Strug Boat will bring that funny you...
Drink of the day: Water! And tea! Colin Anderson and Candice Chetta are talking about the discourse surrounding “Defund The Police” and why people need to do better. We couldn’t keep our motors boating if it wasn’t for the support of our...