Welcome to the Really Long Derailment. All aboard, fans of comedy and fun. If you skip this episode, you love Satan and you hate Jesus. I don't make the rules, I just tell them to you and then force you to send this to 30 of your closest friends who also love Jesus and hate Satan. The Boys talk about the Ren Faire that they went to, and I tell you what! It was NUTS!! Get it? Nuts??? It's fine. I make myself laugh, and my therapist says that's all that matters. They then have a lengthy and...super.. fun? conversation about fake Pokémon cards. I mean, come on. Just buy real ones. Is it really that hard? I dunno. Find out on this week's episode of The Garlic Boys!

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Matthew Haux @OniRamen

Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor

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After updating everyone on the possibility of restarting the "Matt Poop Watch" counter, Matt and Connor take a deep look at the Twisted Childhood universe which is the movie series that uses cartoons that are now in the public domain starting with Winnie the Pooh; Blood and Honey. Then, they walk through the new mega Pokemon that were announced fro Pokemon Legends ZA and then other new details from the latest Nintendo Direct. Connor then rants about how what he's chosen for his wedding registry isn't childish, it's really cool actually and they should like back off of him.

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Matthew Haux @OniRamen

Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor

Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, 

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Welcome to another very sleepy episode of The Garlic Boys. Topics this week include Matt's review of the original 4 Toxic Avenger films, a joint discussion of the new show The Paper, and Matt talks of his newest play through of The Cult of the Lamb. There may also be a few (G)garlic (Spot)lights this week including an upcoming John Candy documentary,

The Boys also would like to express their respect for Matt for making it another week into Matt's Bat Facts without forgetting. Well forgetting to find fact not forgetting to mention it initially in the episode and then having to record it afterwards and try and make it fit within what they had already made, which in itself will seem seamless to the consumer of the episode, but really took a lot of time and effort ok so like, tell a friend.

Hosted By:

Matthew Haux @OniRamen

Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor

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Welp, Matt''s car is broken again. This car is the only thing that needs fixed more than Connor's body. This leads to the Boys talking about past issues with car staters they've experienced. Matt then shares the genius marketing strategy that the new movie The Toxic Avenger is using to help those less fortunate like a true hero. Then, Matt gives this week's edition of Matt's Bat Facts which ten leads to a ten minute long conversation about animal facts. Matt then tries to convince Connor he could be an ethical billionaire in pursuit of space travel.

Hosted By:

Matthew Haux @OniRamen

Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor

Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, 

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Join the forever sleep-deprived Garlic Boys as they continue their journey through life. Connor just loves pushing the boundaries between life and death, accidentally eating nuts.......again, and winding up in the hospital. Matt shares his own descent into madness with his insanely vivid dreams (possibly) due to his new medication. Matt also bores Connor to death talking about a new really cool anime that Connor should get over whatever makes him hate anime and just try and watch the dang show that Matt recommends to him, just like Matt is watching Peacemaker and Creature Commandos and everything else that Connor recommends!

I need to calm down. I am an adult. Listen to the Garlic Boys and figure this all out for yourself. Plus, there is a little extra if you listen to the end of the outro music ;)

Hosted By:

Matthew Haux @OniRamen

Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor

Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, 

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Join the Boys as they test out their new sound setting for the audio of this podcast (please like it). Then enjoy Matt's new segment (which we really believe he'll stick with this time) Matt's Bat Facts. Then, bare witness to Matt trying to explain the Aliens franchise and then listen to Connor try and make a progressive argument.

Hosted By:

Matthew Haux @OniRamen

Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor

Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, 

And also, check out The Clever Boy Quiz: The Show.

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Looks like the technical issues are back for these boys. But they're determined to not let that affect their ability to bring you the same great show they sometimes do. This week they talk about the new book Matt is reading and its genre, the TCG Pocket controversy, camping eating, and the designs on books. Connor also got another popcorn bucket.

Hosted By:

Matthew Haux @OniRamen

Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor

Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, 

And also, check out The Clever Boy Quiz: The Show.

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This was recored at 8 in the morning, when each guy had either 0-4 hours of sleep, so the energy levels are a bit all over the place for the boys this week. So enjoy this sleep deprived episode full of them discussing name spellings and changes, Connor got birthday presents, and the boys talk about movies based on books.

Hosted By:

Matthew Haux @OniRamen

Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor

Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, 

And also, check out The Clever Boy Quiz: The Show.

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Connor needs a new hat option for this episode since he doesn't have is regular hat. Matt then uses the (G)arlic (Spot)light to shout out the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' story The Last Ronin 2. The boys then spend the second half of the show debating hypothetical choices for the future of the MCU.

Hosted By:

Matthew Haux @OniRamen

Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor

Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, 

And also, check out The Clever Boy Quiz: The Show.

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First of all, sorry in advance for the quality of Shaner's mic. The boys had some technical difficulties this week. Second of all, THEY FINALLY GET TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE. FULL SPOILERS AHEAD. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! That's it. This episode is really all about the Superman movie, which the Boys + Shaner agreed was excellent. Enjoy!

Hosted By:

Matthew Haux @OniRamen

Connor O'Connor @connoroconnor

Listen to their D&D show, TGB One Shots, 

And also, check out The Clever Boy Quiz: The Show.

Follow the Garlic Boys on:

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