The Geek IO Show

This week on The Geek I/O Show, the geek io brady bunch is in full force to help celebrate CJ’s birthday with our annual CAH, aka thank god my roommates aren’t home. Things get crazy!!  GODDAMNIT JAPAN!

We also discuss; We now have boop focus!, Knitting ball sacks, D&D humor...waka waka, The puddin pack, Alabama connections?, Bottomless Budlong, Butt insertion cards, Aftermarket sex decks, Worst blind bag ever, Neville aka "The Longbottom Bitch", Bibling into out of space, The Tuna Casserole Gang, Failed sex melons, Who is Daleca?, Brushing your teeth on stream, Dickstarter, This one is the G-A-Y-S, Everything's flopped over in his paintings and lots and lots of fruit puns!

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Dalee is finally stateside and we explore the fine state of Texas in a game called “What Hick Town’s This, Y’all?” Also, CJ put himself though the ultimate podcaster challenge!

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This week on the Geek I/O Show, we celebrate Dale's last podcast in Australia with  a newly minted CJ game! We go fishing for some new video games and delve into a new wiki!

The Eyebrow of Consent, I don't hate anything other than celery and bell peppers, Tie Restaurant, DoubtfulDeterminedYakinikuNotATK, Japanese YMCA, I can't type because I'm one handed, Dale can't type because I'm one handed, Glorious Overpowered Fusion, Going Out of Sale, "My balls are ready," The Mexican Runner, Gassy Mexican, Hit that Whiskey, Except you, truck driver, don't drink, The Week from Weeks, 11, 12, 19, Drunk Musicians, Dales Squeaky Unit, and Bloink Sensitive.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, QuallsomeRhino (aka. Monica Littlefield) joins us! We sit down and review the latest in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ant Man and the Wasp!

We discuss; Chinese Matchbooox knock-offs, Liz-Goat, I was going to say something and then I died, Geek IO Most Popular Name List Dot Com, Scaled superheroes and who are your superheros, Way back to 2 years ago, A reverse wig, Dale the black anti-feminist, Actual footage To watch and I think I liked it...I'm not sure!

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Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the crew kicks their feet up and takes it easy. The crew catches up on what they’ve been up to in the most recent past! Why does this vodka taste like water?!

We discuss; Raul trying to make innuendos, Can you see your sofa is in your kitchen?, Japanese Spiderman vs Ninjas, Nobody puts Spiderman in the corner, Lease breaking (and other fun activities), Accidentally shooting a tree, The fancy goat being a penguin, William Dafoe, Modern Australian food is not modern, Spider-fan Gwens and Dale being the real Gaynos!

The crew also returns to the magical land of Happy Fluffy Ice-cream Dale Trivia Quiz Time! They must try and un-anagram the news and they “force” Dale to write indecent things on his answer sheet!

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Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the Boats return from vacation and Raul goes on vacation! Lots of tails from Downunder and America ahead. Oh and a visit from our latest character!

We discuss; Bringing back the wrong souvenir, The land of weird accents, Robotting in the boat house, 15 miles of nothing in Texas, Gym chat with Dale, All Dale's drawers are empty,  Logistically quitting meat, Misery pretzels taste exactly as promised and enjoying all of the 2-day snack packs!

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This week on the Geek I/O Show, Dale rejoins the gang just in time to welcome Jacky Leung, aka DeathByMage, back onto the show! Get ready for a barrel of laughs as we jump off the light rails yet again for beer wars, french anime ripoffs, and everything in between!

We discuss: And it Comes in a Taxidermied Stoat, Grandiloquent Ostentatious Foxes, Colon Judgment Day, Deconstructed Jokes, That, Again, is French, Oui Fixitta!, About a Foot Worth of Racism, Have You Heard of Eggs!?, A Very Hands On Lesson, Rippling Specs, Spark Explosion100, Whiski On The Main Stage, Texas Tap, You Can't Eat off That Hand, A Boat of Confidence, Intercontinental Redundant Backups, Bang Casually Drink, Dale's Unexpected Dancing, Ingredients + redditors = lols, Half The Work Is Already Done, Alert the Bots, I Can Actually Move My Mouse Now, Totally Not Lesbian Moments, Strange Love Square, Did I Mention It's French?, The Jacky Discovery Train, Bob the Builder Facts, Have You Heard of Angst?!, By the Way, that Sailor Moon knockoff is French, Dr. Mom, They Are Coming For Your Wallets, Sneaky Sneaky Stabby Stabby, The Amazon Product Named A, Professor Shyguy Featuring the Shownotes, Ideas I Had in My Sleep, We Got Them, and They Just Burst Into Flames.

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Video games, smart homes, and a guest star, oh my! With Dale and the Boats off adventuring in the great Down Under, Josh, Raul, and Kerry are joined by the one and only Jared Budlong! Plans for a trivia game fall by the wayside as we dig deep into workplace HVAC shenanigans, smart home technology, and how playing with drones can (literally) go sideways.

We discuss: Quintessential Professionals, Lonzo & Oscar, Ferris Bueller Shenanigans, We Have a Crowbar, When the Drones Attack, Psychological Scarring, Faceplant into a toilet and got a scar, I Used to Shoot Weddings, Give Babies Cancer, and Don't show the drone Terminator.

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It's E3 season, and the Geek I/O Show is pulling into the dock to break down some of the most exciting new announcements in our favorite style: a Dale Game! Our hosts try to figure out badly explained E3 titles, talk about our favorite new Wednesday night drinking game, and more!

We talk about: Rejiggering the Kerfuffle, What Kind of Mayonnaise are YOU Eating?, You missed Dale's big dock, He's got more than one?, Dale makes the bitches howl, Dale would SO wear that dress!, Friday Doesn't Exist, Keep your Hands to yourself, The Marine F-word, Don't Anger The Night Bot, Pull Your Bits Outs!, America just ruins things, Make Loot Boxes Great Again, Always stay hydrated, and Call of Duty Battlefield Bullshit.

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This week on the Geek I/O Show, when the Boats are away, the rest of the hosts will play! Dale fires up the Generic Live Time Machine for a game of epic proportions. How well does the gang know each other? Find out this episode!

We discuss: 

The Problem with Pineapple Lumps,Southwest Texas: Not a Hoot, Use The Stumps, Vocab on the Barbie, Mummy and Daddy Boat Love Each Other Very Much, Pack Everything In Generic Live File Cabinet, The Man Dollar Effect, Two Docking Boats!, The wait was worth the pun, Already Hot for Dale, Dale running away from home to join The Circus, Speaking of Vista Dudes, Dale Unhinged, Haaaaaaaaaat, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Bad Comments Loading, We Have 2 Whole Viewers Tonight!, Incoming!!!! Not Last Night Because I Was Drinking, Give Me God Of War, What Else does Halo Have? Do the thing......Do the thing! Microphone Mutation, Al Pacifico Remembers, rip not 69, Nobody's scoring, The Jazz-Off Effect, Dun Dunnn Daaaaaleeee!, Dalegonball Z, And Ninjas!

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