The Geisha Haüs

Topics include just using the f*cking PDF version, wanting to have a million babies to build your dynasty, and catfishing your way to the pond.

xo,Matcha & Aloe

Topics include learning the art of the People Game, bitches who copy your Spanish homework, and lacking so much wokeness that you’re comatose.

xo,

Matcha & Aloe

Topics include feeling insecure when you see Insta famous babes, private investors who gave you birth, and not ditching your bitches.

xo,

Matcha & Aloe

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Topics include word-vomity dinner guests, using your 227 variants of neanderthal to explain your poor posture, and having to defend oneself against the overly-privileged but fragile.

xo,

Matcha & Aloe

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Topics include having PTSD from the daddy issues, crappy life tools passed down from your emotionally-deficit Asian parents, and minding your own damn cookie business.

xo,

Matcha & Aloe

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Topics include amputating outlet handbags, using your mom to cut the line, and words spoken in a language we don’t yet understand.

xo,

Matcha & Aloe

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Topics include Chinos in Spain, getting caught in the middle of the sassfire, and reclaiming Orientalism.

xo,

Matcha & Aloe

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Topics include Kelly Marie Tran, eating sushi with racist coworkers, and 23 chromosomes.

xo,

Matcha & Aloe

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Topics include gravitating towards dope feminine energy, getting shafted by dirty penises, and atrocious Bay Area rent.

xo,

Matcha & Aloe

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And we’re live, bitches.

xo,

Matcha & Aloe

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