The Geisha Haüs
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The Geisha Haüs episodes

  • Eyes on Your Prize, Baby
    Topics include just using the f*cking PDF version, wanting to have a million babies to build your dynasty, and catfishing your way to the pond.
    xo,Matcha & Aloe
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  • FOMO Me Not
    Topics include feeling insecure when you see Insta famous babes, private investors who gave you birth, and not ditching your bitches.
    xo,
    Matcha & Aloe
    https://thegeishahaus.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/TGH_Episode08_20181012.mp3
    0 min
  • Crazy Wrong Asians
    Topics include word-vomity dinner guests, using your 227 variants of neanderthal to explain your poor posture, and having to defend oneself against the overly-privileged but fragile.
    xo,
    Matcha & Aloe
    https://thegeishahaus.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/TGH_Episode07_20181006.mp3
    0 min
  • Life Toolkits From a Dollar Store
    Topics include having PTSD from the daddy issues, crappy life tools passed down from your emotionally-deficit Asian parents, and minding your own damn cookie business.
    xo,
    Matcha & Aloe
    https://thegeishahaus.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/TGH_Episode6_20180930.mp3
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  • Don’t Bury Me in Michael Kors
    Topics include amputating outlet handbags, using your mom to cut the line, and words spoken in a language we don’t yet understand.
    xo,
    Matcha & Aloe
    https://thegeishahaus.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/TGH_Episode-05_WOWOW.mp3
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  • ASS(U)ME
    Topics include Chinos in Spain, getting caught in the middle of the sassfire, and reclaiming Orientalism.
    xo,
    Matcha & Aloe
    https://thegeishahaus.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/ASSUME.mp3
    31 min
  • No Apologies From Our Ancestors
    Topics include Kelly Marie Tran, eating sushi with racist coworkers, and 23 chromosomes.
    xo,
    Matcha & Aloe
    https://thegeishahaus.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/TGH_Episode-03_Final.mp3
    0 min
  • Coddling Your White Fragility
    Topics include gravitating towards dope feminine energy, getting shafted by dirty penises, and atrocious Bay Area rent.
    xo,
    Matcha & Aloe
    https://thegeishahaus.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/TGH_Episode-02_Final-episode.mp3
    0 min

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