The Geriatric Millennials

By The Geriatric Millennials

Join Jayme and Beth (long time friends and proud geriatric millennials) as they dive into a tapestry of topics. From nostalgic interludes that will transport you back to the ‘80s and ‘90s to laugh-out... more

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How many episodes does The Geriatric Millennials have?

The podcast currently has 236 episodes available.

The Geriatric Millennials episodes:

September 02, 2025Back to School Slang
Episode 189. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the delightful chaos of middle school slang (thanks to a few eager seventh graders who shared their lingo with the duo). From chat to gas, they unpack the meanings behind the words that make the younger generation's conversations feel like a foreign language.
On this episode >> girlhood moments >> the return of retro slang >> let them cook
Mentions:
Sonny Angel

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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
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Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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23min
August 26, 2025End of Summer Catch Up
Episode 188. This week Jayme and Beth are catching up and sharing stories.
On this episode >> jalapeño fingers >> back to school schedules >> cookie love
Mentions:
Miso Bean Salad by Violet Witchel
Marla’s Cookies Co

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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
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Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
21min
August 19, 2025What We're Into | August 2025
Episode 187. This week, Beth and Jayme are back with another round of things they love. From little joys to unexpected obsessions, they’re sharing what’s been making life brighter (lip blush anyone?).
On this episode >> what kind of pillow? >> Captain Jason 4 Ever >> power walking
Mentions:
Wonder Blading Peel & Stain Reveal Lip Stain
Rare Beauty Soft Pinch Tinted Lip Oil
Felina Women's Velvety Soft Legging
Cole Haan Women's Liner Sock
KPop Demon Hunters
Below Deck

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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
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Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
21min
August 12, 2025 I Kissed Purity Culture Goodbye
Episode 186. This week, Beth and Jayme are taking a walk down the awkward memory lane that was 90s–2000s purity culture. From public school abstinence-only assemblies to church youth group pledges and I Kissed Dating Goodbye, they unpack how the messages about sex, marriage, and “modesty” shaped a them—and the therapy bills that came later!
Mentions:
I Kissed Dating Goodbye
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
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Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
28min
August 05, 2025 Parenting Our Parents
Join in as Jayme and Beth share what it’s like to watch their moms getting older. There’s talk of legacy (who’s gonna want our art?), stubborn moms (put the phone in your pocket!), and what it means to age with grace....whether you’re resisting the “old lady” title or fully embracing it!
On this episode >> becoming the matriarchs >> mom wisdom >> auntie status
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
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Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
26min
July 29, 2025 What We're Into | July 2025
Episode 184. Jayme and Beth are back sharing some of their favorite (and not so favorite) things.
On this episode >> let it flow >> mini everything >> I'm not a werdo
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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
26min
July 22, 2025 Infomercials Made Us Do It
Episode 183. Jayme and Beth are diving headfirst into the hilarious (and slightly unhinged) wellness trends of their past. From sweating it out with Buns of Steel to trying to live on lemon juice and maple syrup, they’re revisiting all the weird stuff they’ve done in the name of “health.”
On this episode >> apple cider vinegar >> sweatin' to the oldies >> can I get a juice please?
__________
Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
23min
July 15, 2025 Are We Karens or Just in Perimenopause?
Episode 182. Jayme and Beth are in full gripe-mode this week, unpacking the weird tension between advocating for yourself and being labeled a Karen. From Ring cameras invading doorways to decaf drama at the coffee shop, they ask: when does speaking up become “too much”?
On this episode >> microwave drama >> library entitlement >> side eye
__________
Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
31min
July 08, 2025Summer Essentials for Ladies Over 35
Episode 181. Jayme and Beth dive into their summer must-haves! From fans to drinks to friends with pools, they cover everything that makes the summer season enjoyable (and bearable) at their not old but not young age!
On this episode >> cracked heels >> portable coolers >> linen clothing
Mentions:
Woozoo Fan
The Dovetail Joint - Richland, Wa
Birkenstock Waterproof Sandals
Ninja Creami
Ninja SLUSHi
Goodr Sunglasses

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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
18min
July 01, 2025Flashback: 2002
Episode 180. Jayme and Beth take a nostalgic trip back to the year 2002! In this episode, they reminisce about the pop culture moments, heartthrobs, and unforgettable movies that defined their early twenties!
On this episode >> reindeer games >> secret lives in Saskatchewan >> internet lurkers
Mentions:
A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
Firefly (2002)
A Walk to Remember
How you Remind Me - Nickelback
The Ring
The Nanny Diaries by Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus
Hot in Herre by Nelly
The Osbournes (2002-2004)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Foolish by Ashanti
The Bachelor (2002-Present)
The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
American Idol (2002 - Present)
Signs
Complicated by Avril Lavigne
I’m With You by Avril Lavigne

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Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!
Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials
Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials
Theme music by The Finley Ghost
__________
Connect with Beth:
Instagram: @eransofar
Instagram: @paperwhale_
paper whale: www.paperwhale.com
Connect with Jayme:
Instagram: @justenjoyjayme
Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75
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Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
...more
24min

FAQs about The Geriatric Millennials:

How many episodes does The Geriatric Millennials have?

The podcast currently has 236 episodes available.

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