Sounds like an iPhone ad

Someone's stealing your food at work, you put some Carolina Reaper in there, are you the bad guy?

Sure Pee Dee is great and all but we have one true champion when it comes to names

Do you think this girl is right to break up with her boyfriend over this "habit?"

I still like the fact the guy had to steal it from a crab

Where do you even stash that many candles?

Enjoy this concept sticking in your head for the rest of time

This could lead to a lot of really interesting conversations

Good news though, you can still wear your flesh colored leggings in there

I mean a recall of actual coolers not that this recall is cooler... okay nevermind, just watch your fingers