Matty has a list of phobias! Do you have any of these?

A man was arrested because his blood alcohol content was over the legal limit. He'd had nothing to drink, so how was he drunk?

Slang is ever-changing, and now it's time to get rid of some that derived from texting. So what do we say instead of YOLO?

A man found his girlfriend's "Red Flag List" that called out everything she thought was wrong with him. So why did she go out with him again?

A kid showed up to Sean's daughter's school wearing a Santa suit! Do you think you would have worn it to school?

A guy got so upset towards another driver that he pelted him with pasta! One question still remains...

America's new favorite good time game doesn't have a name, but it does stump Matty & Sean! Do you know these portmanteaus?

A baker was making cookies when she realized the diamond in her ring was gone! What would you do if you found it in your cookies?

Sean is upset because he thinks his favorite breath spray is being discontinued! Whatever will he do without Binaca Blast?

A woman thought that the Rapture would happen with the eclipse last week, so she gave away large amounts of money as a tip to her servers.  The only problem is...