Matty made a sandwich for lunch, and was struck when he discovered something on his bread! How old do you think it was? 

At the end of a job interview, the hiring manager usually says, "Do you have any questions for us?" Do not ask any of these questions if you want the job! 

Matty moved the oldest kid off to college this past weekend. How did it go?

What's the latest trend in party favors? A Dolly Party, of course! 

What do the rich do when they want to have caviar but don't have anywhere to travel to on their private plane? They build one in the backyard, of course! 

There is a piece of technology celebrating its 41st birthday today. After all this time, you know the kids have to have it! What is it?

People are talking about the white tanktop that is commonly known as a "wife beater". What should we change its name to? 

A woman found out some very bad news about what her fiance was doing, so she decided to read his texts aloud at their wedding! 

A man's wife got irate when she saw a suspicious charge on her husband's credit card. Was he really ordering from an Adult Store?

Someone found a live frog in their bag of spinach! The Get Up Show doesn't think it's necessarily a bad thing