The GOAT Show

The GOAT Show episodes:

• 01.12.2022

  Introducing: 'History of Heat'

  Have a listen to History of Heat, one of our newest Headgum Originals! Yassir and Isaiah Lester are joined by comedians, artists, athletes, and experts to discuss the history, impact, and future of culture's favorite topics ranging from sneakers to...

  
• 06.23.2021

  Karaoke Songs

  The Goats are vaxxed and you know what that means: it's time to hit the karaoke bars again. But what are they going to ask the DJ to play when they're holding that mic in their hooves? To decide, Jake...

  
• 06.16.2021

  Exercise Shorts

  The sheer size of the Goat Brothers quads have shredded their gym shorts, so they must find a suitable replacement. They carefully consider the Glide, the Stride, and the Pride of each contender, and by episode's end their glutei are...

  
• 06.02.2021

  Egg Preparations

  Jake and the name-thief Micah are hungry, so they're turning to the most versatile food they know: eggs. Ok, second most versatile, after potatoes. God, Micah loves his potatoes. The brothers discuss the Licks, the Fix, and the Mix of a...

  
• 05.26.2021

  Days of the Week

  Jake and the throne usurper Micah aim to find the GOAT day of the week, grading the Chill, the Fill, and the Thrill of the days that end in Y. Also featured: the Goats' GOAT days ever. Carpe Capra, Goats. Follow The...

  
• 05.19.2021

  Haircuts

  If you thought it was hard to tell Jake and Micah's voices apart, prepare have your lives made 100x more difficult. Twinnovation brothers Jeff and Dave Rosenberg enter the GOAT Realm to pick one haircut to rule them all. Just take...

  
• 05.12.2021

  Wallets

  What's in your wallet? Actually, better question: what's your wallet? Those big-spendin', high-rollin' Goats need something thin to carry their paper and plastic—that's their cash and their cards, to ewe—and they're going to evaluate The Hold, The Mold, and The...

  
• 05.05.2021

  Condiments

  It's clear that the Goats care a great deal for how they dress themselves, but how do they dress their food? Micah does his very best to not derail the show while the brothers taste test The Ting, The Tang,...

  
• 04.21.2021

  Chinos

  The intersection of comfort and style is something of an obsession for the Goat Brothers, so they're kicking around their thoughts on The Wear, The Tear, and The Flair to find the GOAT pair of chinos with a leg up...

  
• 04.14.2021

  Game of Thrones Episodes

  Lord Goatwitz of House GOAT and Malcolm The Unfunny... err no... Jon GOAT, are talking Game Of Thrones episodes this week! They'll tell you all about The Thrill, The Chill, and The Fill that these episodes have to offer. "Gather...

  
• 04.07.2021

  Fast Food French Fries

  Jake "The Goat of Fries" Hurwitz and Malcolm The Unfunny Goat are going grazing to declare the GOAT of fast food french fries. Ride along with them in the drive-thru lane as they ponder The Crave, The Flav, and The...

  
• 03.31.2021

  Ways to Relax

  Even a Goat's gotta chill. Jake and Micah consider The Endeavor, The Pleasure, and The Treasure of different methods of relaxation. Ahhh! Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT...

  
• 03.24.2021

  Socks

  Jake and Micah are back with an all new season of The GOAT Show, putting their best foot forward with a brand new episode all about socks! They're not messing around here... They want everyone prepared with the GOAT socks...

  
• 03.17.2021

  Season 2 Preview

  "A preview? More like a pre-TWO. 'Cuz it's a... preview for Season 2." In this final bonus episode before the official start of Season 2 of The GOAT Show, Jake and Micah offer a peek into what's in store this season,...

  
• 03.10.2021

  Season 2 Announcement

  You read it right, GOATLETS. The GOAT Show is returning for its second season, and the Great GOAT Kings Jake and Micah are preparing by diving deep into the twisted, perverted riddle dungeon. It's an all out assault by Goaty...

  
• 12.23.2020

  Slippers

  "There's nothing cozier than being surrounded by snowzier..." says Micah, regretfully. But it is indeed a cozy show today as the GOAT brothers record on a snowy day and discuss a lounge time must-have: slippers. They consider the Mozy, the...

  
• 11.18.2020

  Thanksgiving Foods

  The Goat Brothers have a seat at the table, clasp hooves and give thanks, rating the Feat, the Eat, and the Sweet of various Thanksgiving dishes. The WOAT is discarded. Everything else is good for Thanksgiving sandwiches. Aunt Carol, could you...

  
• 11.11.2020

  Grooming Habits

  You can't leave the barn looking like you just rolled out of the hay. To look and feel fresh for a frolic in the fields, the Goats review the Deal, the Feel, and the Reveal of their preferred grooming habits. Maybe...

  
• 10.28.2020

  Apples (w/ Jillian Vogel)

  The Goats are back from a frolic in the orchards, bellies swollen with apple. Nannie-goat Jill (aka Joati) joins Jake and Micah to dispute the Munch, the Crunch, and the Lunch of all that they tasted. A GOAT is picked...

  
• 10.07.2020

  Hangover Cures

  The GOATs have overdone it, partying a little too hard and singing a lot of Stan Rogers. Now they need to get right, to pull themselves out of their dark, sad, sickly GOAT caves into the daylight to overcome the...

  
• 08.26.2020

  Morning Routines

  The boundlessly buff and boisterously brilliant GOATS discuss The Bed, The Stead, and The Head of various morning routines, all designed to prepare YOU to have the GOATest day possible. Be awoken. Be mindful. Be GOATful. Follow the show @goatshowpod Learn how to...

  
• 07.29.2020

  Masks

  The Mighty Goats return to determine the greatest of all of the masks that they've been diligently using during quarantine. Many were tested, but one rose above the rest through careful evaluation of the Task, the Bask the...Mask? Follow the show @goatshowpod and...

  
• 04.29.2020

  Cocktails

  Jake is in his trunk, and Micah is in his garage/apartment. After trying every cocktail in existence, they feel they've found the GOAT. Micah also spills his drink repeatedly, and Jake sings about it. Drink responsibly, Goats. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See...

  
• 04.15.2020

  At-Home Workouts

  The Goats are still at home, and they need to stay fit. They try out a variety of different apps and workouts to determine the GOAT way to hit the gym from the confines of your quarantine. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm  See...

  
• 04.08.2020

  US National Parks

  The Little GOAT Boys look forward to the day on which they will be able to explore again. Did you ever think that any federally-protected piece of land could be The WOAT? Listen to find out which park it is! Advertise...

  
• 04.02.2020

  Party Jokes

  In their quest to find the greatest party joke of all time, The Kid and The Big Buck seek assistance from their friends, including Ben Schwartz, Lauren Lapkus, Jon Gabrus, and many, many many, many, many more. Seriously there are...

  
• 03.25.2020

  Potatoes

  In their second week of social distancing, Brother Jake and Brother Micah explore various cooked presentations of the solanum tuberosum, AKA the spud, AKA the yukon gold, AKA the russet, AKA nature's finest carb, AKA the potato. Boil 'em. Mash...

  
• 03.18.2020

  Social Distancing Activities

  The Great Goats are in isolation...with each other. In an effort to stave off cabin fever, the brothers seek an activity that is both the GOAT and socially distant. Flatten the curve, folks. Watch Jake and Micah's hilarious effort at a TikTok. Advertise...

  
• 03.11.2020

  House Plants

  The Goat Bros unearth the greatest house plant of all time by researching the Leaf, the Grief and the Relief. They also learn about spider mites. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 03.04.2020

  Milk Alternatives

  The Brothers GOAT taste an unhealthy amount of non-dairy milk alternatives. A GOAT is determined. A WOAT is suffered. Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 02.26.2020

  Pillows

  Mr. Goat and Mr. Goo Goo discuss the nest, rest and quest of way too many pillows. The GOAT is proclaimed, and the WOAT is shamed. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz and @jakehurwitz Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all...

  
• 02.19.2020

  Water Bottles

  The brothers discuss the lip, the sip and the drip of a plethora of water bottles. Many a water bottle is celebrated, many more are shamed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 02.12.2020

  First Dates

  The Brothers Goat embark on a series of first dates and discuss the flow, glow and whoa of the each. An unequivocal GOAT is determined. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 02.05.2020

  Key Clips (w/ Amir Blumenfeld)

  The brothers and guest Amir Blumenfeld discuss the clip, dip, and trip of several key clips. The debate around the GOAT and the WOAT rages. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 01.29.2020

  White T-Shirts

  The brothers discuss the fit, feel, and future fit & feel of a variety of white t-shirts. A clear winner emerges. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  
• 01.11.2020

  Welcome to Greatest Everything of All Time Podcast

  Jake and Micah Hurwitz discuss, rate, and review everything from Water Bottles to Karaoke Songs on their search for the greatest everything of all time. Subscribe today and catch the first episode, launching 1/29! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.