The Golden Squirrels

The Golden Squirrels

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The Golden Squirrels episodes

  • S01E05 - "A Pup, A Kit, Or A Kitten"

    On this episode, join Garrett and Lauren as they traverse the jaw-dropping fifth episode of The Golden Girls (for which Bea Arthur was nominated for her Emmy for this season), “The Triangle” - When Sophia falls under the weather, Dorothy hits it off with her new doctor, Elliot Clayton, who’s new to Miami (and, as we soon fine out, single!!!) and offers to show him around the town. Then, after they’ve been dating for a week, he puts the moves on Blanche! After Rose painstakingly convinces Blanche to tell Dorothy the truth about what happened, Dorothy refuses to believe her and brushes her accusations off as mere jealousy. Blanche, offended that her best friend would think such a thing, makes the difficult decision to evict Dorothy! A flabbergasted Rose decides that her only hope to save their friendship is to seduce Elliot herself to prove to Dorothy that he really is as low as Blanche proclaims. Only once Dorothy overhears Elliot himself confessing to his crime does she realize what a fool she’s been. Luckily, Blanche is quick to accept her apology and all is well. Meanwhile, Sophia laments about what her life could’ve been if hadn’t been for her childhood friend-turned-rival, Mama Celeste.

    1 hr 13 min
  • S01E04 - "Do You Have Salami For Brains?"

    This week on The Golden Squirrels, Lauren opens the show by drilling Garrett with twenty not-so-simple trivia questions (bonus points if you keep score!) before diving in to the fourth episode of The Golden Girls, “Transplant” - Blanche’s sister, Virginia, comes to visit, but there’s a catch…Virginia is dying and needs a kidney from Blanche to live! Meanwhile, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia attempt to babysit their neighbors’ son, Danny, without hovering too much. But the question on everyone’s mind is - What will Blanche decide to do? Find out on this episode of The Golden Squirrels!

    1 hr 26 min
  • S01E03 - "Date Go Bad, Blanche Mad"

    Join Garrett and Lauren (and special guest, Greg!) as they figure out how to (and how not to) use their brand new microphones! In this episode, we discuss the writers and directors behind The Girls we know and love, as well as the ins and outs of the third episode of The Golden Girls, “Rose The Prude” - Rose has trouble with the idea of seeing (wink, wink) another man after the death of her husband, Charlie…15 years ago?! Blanche and Dorothy convince her to take a chance on her new beau, Arnie, and join him on a cruise to the Bahamas! Meanwhile, Dorothy attempts to end Sophia’s 30-year winning streak in Gin Rummy. Will Rose be able to overcome her guilt and “be” with Arnie? Will Dorothy be able to defeat Sophia (and her impending gambling addiction)? Find out on this episode of The Golden Squirrels!

    1 hr 30 min
  • S01E02 - “Enter The 5th Golden Girl”
    In this episode of The Golden Squirrels, Garrett and Lauren dive into the husbands and children (both off-screen and on-screen) of each of The Girls, as well as the second episode, “Guess Who’s Coming To The Wedding?” In it we meet Kate, Dorothy’s daughter, and her beautiful/gorgeous fiancé (who just happens to be a doctor) Dennis. We also meet Dorothy’s infamous ex-husband, Stan. To keep Kate and Dennis from eloping in the Bahamas, Dorothy and The Girls plan and host a wedding and reception in their home in Miami. Kate insists both of her parents be present at her wedding, but will Dorothy and Stan be able to put aside their hard feelings and sordid past to keep the peace? Find out on this episode of The Golden Squirrels!
    1 hr 36 min
  • S01E01 - “And He Proposed...Mic Drop!”
    In this introductory episode of The Golden Squirrels, Garrett and Lauren spend an hour and forty minutes talking about everything you could possibly imagine: their pasts, their presents, numerous touching personal stories…oh yeah, and THE GOLDEN GIRLS!!! The whole reason for this gloriously hilarious, heart-wrenchingly raw, intellectually stimulating podcast. In this episode, Garrett and Lauren break down the women behind “The Girls” and pull back the curtain on a plethora of juicy, behind-the-scenes tidbits! They also retell the plot of the first episode of The Golden Girls entitled “The Engagement,” where we meet Dorothy, Rose, Sophia, Coco, and Blanche, who has just been proposed to by her beau, Harry, who she’s only known for…a week?! Blanche couldn’t possibly marry him…could she? Find out on this episode of The Golden Squirrels!
    1 hr 40 min

About The Golden Squirrels

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The Golden Squirrels is a podcast where hosts, Garrett and Lauren, lead the listener through each episode of the acclaimed television show, The Golden Girls. They discuss the jokes, the fashion, the…