Hypnotised by the strange Professor Tintenfisch, Sir Desmond Stirling relives that fateful night... but will he like what he finds...?

WARNING: Contains scenes of uninvited rectal rummaging.

Sir Desmond Stirling is written and performed by Anthony Keetch

(c) Anthony Keetch 2023

While drunkenly staring at the sky one night to see a meteor storm, Sir Desmond Stirling - best-selling scribe of spine-tingling yarns - has a disquieting flashback to something disturbing… but what? What on earth could possibly spook a war hero like that?

If it was from Earth…

Sir Desmond Stirling is written & performed by Anthony Keetch

(c) Anthony Keetch 2023

Sir Desmond Stirling - author, playboy and ambassador for nudism - anticipates the annual Christmas visit of those tiresome and self-righteous ghosts.

Sir Desmond Stirling Is written and performed by Anthony Keetch 

(c) Anthony Keetch 2022

Sir Desmond Stirling’s Carrion Christmas

Episode 6 - the bowel-clenching conclusion!

(A Derek Playfair Mystery)

Christmas 1971:

The full horror has been revealed - and it isn’t Mother Goose’s bloomers.

Do we all face a world of dread and fear? Can theatrical agent and playboy Derek Playfair save the world from the clanging chimes of doom?

Written and performed by Anthony Keetch

(c) Anthony Keetch 2022

Sir Desmond Stirling’s Carrion Christmas

Episode 5

(A Derek Playfair Mystery)

Christmas 1971:

Oh no, he isn’t..?!

Oh yes, he is!

But what…?

Written and performed by Anthony Keetch

(c) Anthony Keetch 2022

Christmas 1971:

The First Night of Mother Goose is nigh. But will anyone survive to see the Second Night…? 

It’s not just the critics who are out for blood…

Written and performed by Anthony Keetch

(c) Anthony Keetch 2022

Christmas 1971: Derek Playfair - theatrical agent, trendy playboy & fearless adventurer - is about to watch the Dress Rehearsal. But a Dress Rehearsal for what…?

Written and performed by Anthony Keetch

(c) Anthony Keetch 2022

Sir Desmond Stirling’s Carrion Christmas Episode 2

Episode 2 of this Yuletastic shiverfest from infamous horror yarnsmith, Sir Desmond Stirling!

Christmas 1971: Derek Playfair - theatrical agent by day, trendy playboy by night, and fearless adventurer by nature - senses something is wrong in the seaside town of Heelmouth.

Who is Northfield Loveday?

Is his magic just tricks - or are they for real?

Chippy or the Wimpy for supper?

Written and performed by Anthony Keetch

(c) Anthony Keetch 2022

Sir Desmond Stirling’s Carrion Christmas episode 1

(A Derek Playfair Adventure)

Christmas 1971: Derek Playfair - theatrical agent, trendy playboy & fearless adventurer - is visiting the seaside resort of Heelmouth to see his client in the title role of Mother Goose.

But it’s not just the weather outside which is frightful…

Written and performed by Anthony Keetch

(c) Anthony Keetch 2022

Sir Desmond reminisces about a Hallowe’en past

written and performed by Anthony Keetch

(c) Anthony Keetch 2022