In this debut episode of "The Grand Failure: BTS" podcast, I, Rebekah Massie, uncover the dire state of roads in northwest Surprise, Arizona, due to inadequate infrastructure amidst a 464% population surge from 2000 to 2020. I reveal bureaucratic delays, dubious fee allocations (or lack thereof), and some very alarming accident statistics. Despite the chaos, there are glimmers of hope like (partially) expedited restriping projects and an online petition advocating for more access points. Join me in addressing these pressing traffic issues.