PLEASE NOTE: IF ANY AFRICAN PRINCES, (NAMED MUMBASSA OR OTHERWISE) CONTACT YOU VIA EMAIL REGARDING A HUGE SUM OF MONEY, DELETE THE EMAIL IMMEDIATELY. THEY ARE TRYING TO SCAM YOU. THEY HAVE NO FORTUNE AT ALL AND TO TELL THE TRUTH, WE DONT EVEN THINK THEY ARE PRINCES. Dd & Russ.

So welcome back to another show, unscripted, unrestricted, and definitely un-politically correct. Just two friends, drinking #wine and talking about stuff. Sometimes #educational, sometimes #humorous, usually #weird, and always bordering on a one-star review.

So here we are again, another edition of the Non-Award Winning train wreck that is The Grape & Vape Show. What are our two erudite gentlemen talking about this week? Well, would it surprise you to know, that ghosts might be real? And, did you know there is an urban artist who paints Dicks on potholes called Wanksy? Forcing the council to repair the obscene hole, clever stuff eh? As the boys say #education. 

Hello again, I'm still here, proof that they don't even read the descriptions of their own show. Can they put any less effort into a show? Unrehearsed,  unscripted, and unapologetic. Loosely translated to zero work or effort used to create this podcast. Seriously, I put more work into these descriptions and the hardest thing iv got to do is try not to spill cheap wine on my keyboard as I sit here drinking myself into oblivion, whilst trying to keep warm by candlelight. So what are they on about this week? who cares, Im paid to upload, not listen to their shite. #bullshit #podcast #unscripted #analbleaching #talkshow #liveradio #cookie #spermdonor #funny #justforfun 

In this episode, Darren gets caught in a clean-air zone, explains to Russ what a Fluffer does for a living, and thinks Sam smith should not be canceled.

One hour of idle chit-chat about anything and everything, a completely unscripted show with #jamshedwines and the modern day equivalent of a cigar, sponsored by the somerset vape co. v4pe.co.uk . Recorded live every Sunday evening from 9pm on appleradio.co.uk

#samsmith #fluffers #valentines #jamshed #shedheads #caz #cleanairzone #bristol #winedrinking #justchatting 

So I can't believe it, these 2 imbeciles have still got a show, what are they talking about this week? the same drivel as they always do. Good Luck getting through this one. 

In this week's episode, our low-budget Ant & Dec take on the #trending #wednesday #dance on #tiktok. They also discuss Urine. yeah, I know ground breaking stuff right? Season 2 and Episode 3, they still on the cheap toilet humor, no wonder #jamshed wines don't bother contacting them. Fair play though, every week, they still try to flog that dead horse of a plug in the hope of a bottle of free wine. They don't even bother with their real sponsor v4pe.co.uk, who actually pay them money for this show. But does that matter? not to them, it's all about trying to blag a poxy bottle of red from #jamshedwines. #shedheads more like sh#theads to me, but what do I know, they just pay me to upload their stupid show. Cya next week.

This week Russ & Darren discuss sky burials, cadavers, popcorn, funerals and so much more. The time Darren nearly blew up the Kitchen and Russ gets rejected for medical research. The Grape & Vape Show is one hour unscripted chat between 2 old friends. Join them on the telephone lines or in the chatrooms.

Aired live on appleradio.co.uk every Sunday evening from 9pm GMT.

On this very first Podcast of 2023, Russ & Darren call a listener regarding hostess trolleys, Darren checks out Apocalypse Now and wine is drunk. Unscripted and unapologetic, (sorry, that's what's written here) and to tell the truth I'm not writing anymore. They pay me to upload their podcasts, not lie to you the listening public. Truth is, this show is meh, at best, if they knew what they were doing they would not be paying me to upload an hour a week to Anchor (a free site) sheesh, they really are dumb as F. Anyway, that's my job done for a week. see ya later! V

Join Darren & Russ for a special Christmas day edition of The Grape & Vape Show. Where Darren asks and finds out the answer to 'What does a 49-year-old single man get from his Mum for Christmas?'

The Grape & Vape Show is a completely unscripted chat between two mates and anyone else who wants to get involved on the phone.

#christmaspresents #liveunwrapping #unwrapping #podcast #jamshed #jamshedwines #vape #v4pe #quitsmoking #winedrinking 

This week Russ & Darren discuss royalty, advent calendars & cunnilingus! Join them on their continual journey to blaggin a freebie from Jam Shed Wines. Also in this episode Darren learns the difference between a bottle and a box, when near the end, in his own words he's 'feelin a little tipsy'. 

'Two mics, one bottle of wine, and no idea.' - The Independent

'I want my hour back!' Paul, Doncaster

'Stop using my review in your promo.' - Paul, Doncaster