The Great EscAPE!

Hey, fellow Apes! Welcome back to The Great Escape podcast with your favourite duo, Sam and Col. This week started with a bang – or rather, a flop – as Sam tried and failed to bring Elsa from Frozen to life. Turns out, he's better at building stock portfolios than snowmen. Col couldn’t resist breaking into "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" Any excuse to sing a song!

But let’s swing from Disney disasters to Wall Street wonders. The stock market’s been eerily calm lately – the calm before the apeocalypse, perhaps? With Sam's goblet-sized pint glass straight out of Game of Thrones, we toasted to Roaring Kitty’s cryptic tweets and Ryan Cohen’s stealthy stock manoeuvres. It’s all bananas out there, folks!

In our rapid-fire “5 in 5” segment, we tackled Netflix’s bizarre plan to open cinemas. Seriously, Netflix? What’s next, Blockbuster comeback tours? Perfect for hands-on folks like Lauren Boebert, who might need a more “interactive” cinema experience. Then we jumped into "Pelosi Watch." Nancy Pelosi’s stock picks are hotter than a meme stock in January. Move over, Wall Street; Nancy’s the real queen!

Of course, we couldn’t forget GameStop’s latest moves, the epic Apes showing in force at AMC cinemas at the weekend, and the classic market manipulation that keeps us entertained. We wrapped it all up with a toast – Sam with his BrewDog Punk IPA and me with my Aberfeldy whiskey. Here’s to unpredictability, ape-strength resilience, and the never-ending excitement of the stock jungle.

Stay strong, fellow apes, and keep swinging! (Not you Lauren!) Cheers!

Welcome back to another rollercoaster episode of The Great EscAPE! Podcast, where Sam and Col serve up the latest Ape stock market DD (Due Diligence) & absurdities with a generous side of humour. This week, they dive headfirst into the antics of Keith Gill, aka Roaring Kitty, whose livestream sent the financial world into a frenzy. With more viewers tuning in than the Super Bowl, Gill’s masterful trolling, complete with strategic pauses and chat antics, left hedge funds and mainstream media scratching their heads and clutching their wallets.

The duo also tackle the wider GameStop saga, comparing its record 18 trading halts to a stock market traffic jam. They gleefully dissect the futile attempts by hedge funds to manipulate the market, proving once again that the only thing more predictable than market manipulation is its inevitable failure. Sam and Col toast Ryan Cohen’s legal victory over a BBBY lawsuit and roast Citron Research’s Andrew Left, whose poorly timed exit from GameStop earned him the title of "worst trader ever."

The episode wraps up with a grab bag of hilarity, including sound effects, Joey’s Wheel of Fortune spoof, and a flood of memes. They also discuss the shareholder meeting that was derailed by technical glitches, sparking DDoS attack theories, and highlight the comedic brilliance of Ordinary Adam's relentless "Shut the f*ck up" posts aimed at Wall Street shills. In the end, podcast proves that in the stock market, the only thing rising faster than the share prices is the level of absurdity and associated crime and corruption!

Until next week! Enjoy!

Sam (@SamBigHair) and Col (@HandedDiamond) dive into the wet and wild wonders of Wales with all the gusto of a hedgehog at a hedging convention. Between dodging crabs and frolicking in waterfalls, they plunge into the GameStop saga, armed with the apes' DD like knights with the Holy Grail of stock tips. Their admiration for Ryan Cohen shines brighter than a Welsh sunrise, while their scorn for Jim Cramer is sharper than a pub dart. Cramer gets roasted like a marshmallow at a beach bonfire, as Sam and Col gleefully declare the hedge funds well and truly stuffed, just like their sausages.

The Ape DD conspiracy theories are nuttier than a squirrel on espresso, and Sam’s stock insights hit harder than a Welsh wave. They weave in mentions of Taylor Swift’s towering 5'11" height, comparing it to the mountain of trouble hedge funds face thanks to the relentless apes and their meticulous DD. As they banter about financial faceplants and market mayhem, their humour is as refreshing as a dip in the Welsh sea. Whether it’s stock tips or sausage jokes, Sam and Col turn the market madness into a comedy masterpiece, leaving listeners both informed and duly refreshed to continue the good stonk fight!

As always, if you’re in it, you’re on it! This week's lucky people are:

@Malone_Wealth @TheRoaringKitty @Ryan__Rigg @magsonthemoon @jimcramer @ThePPseedsShow @Ordinary_Adam @ryancohen @Michigan_Ave @GavinClimie @noctis_research @Tesla @VW @diamondape69 @yaboynancy @themotleyfool @GameStop @615gh0st @itswooch @KatStryker111 @SphereVegas @PaulReiser @JoMaloneLondon @GwynethPaltrow @MMATNEWS @FINRA @kshaughnessy2 @jpmorgan @GoldmanSachs @WSJ @Citibank @taylorswift13 @McSqueezyTheCow @roaringpika @joeygallinal @SalMemeLord @AMCTheatres #Donny #2DudesDoingYourDD #Snatchcandles #MMTLP #MobileGeekStation #GME #AMC #Apes

Enjoy!

Hey folks, it's Sam and Col here, back from our 585-day nap. Like Michael Bublé popping out for Christmas, we’re also dusting off the mics and diving into the hilarity with Episode 45 of The Great Escape! Podcast.

In this episode, we jump into the wild world of Roaring Kitty, aka Keith Gill, who’s back with cryptic tweets and videos that have everyone in the GameStop community buzzing. We’ve got all the details and plenty of crazy as we dissect his mysterious messages.

Despite the mainstream media’s doom and gloom, GameStop's preliminary report shows a significant reduction in net losses. We’re here to clear the air and poke fun at the usual suspects—like Robinhood and Webull—who’ve once again pulled the classic “no buy button” trick just as things heat up.

And guess who’s back for more punishment? Andrew Left of Citron Research! He's clearly forgotten what happened in 2021, past failures and speculating about his latest shorting escapades. Plus, we dive into some wild theories about GameStop’s future, including a possible seven-in-one stock basket. WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?

Full of laughs and pop culture references, from our terrible Peaky Blinders accents to reminiscing about The Big Lebowski (yes, we went there with Cohen’s big boner scene) and even a shoutout to ET as Roaring Kitty’s cryptic farewell tweet had everyone phoning home.

And let's not forget our favourite stock market wizard, Nancy Pelosi. Somehow, she's made $20 million this year alone. If only our trading skills were that magical! Maybe the next episode we’ll figure out how to get on her level?

Smooth-brained antics, market shenanigans, crazy Ape fan theory and stock-loving is right here!

Tune in next week for more chaos and comedy. Remember, we’re like Michael Bublé—out of the freezer when you need us!

— Sam & Col

Guess who's back, back again, Podcasts back, tell a friend...

Looks who's back...look who's back! etc etc! Yes, it's Sam and Col, we're back and talking your #Ape #Stonk #DD once again!

Sorry for the tardy few weeks, life has been busy and we've just ended up having to cut the podcast out! But we're back to lay down some financial truths!! Yeeeeeee harrrrrr!

Many things are happening in the world of the #apes and the finance world at large! The Bank of England has decided to light the touch paper on the tinder box they call the Global Economy and has sent everyone running for cover! Huge exposure in every market, no liquidity, and allegedly $4 quadrillion of over-leveraged derivatives sloshing around the markets! P.S. There's only $1.4 quadrillion of net worth in the World! Funny that eh?!?

On this week's show: Shave it or save it? Ping pee on Tong's tongue! Let's go fly a Ket! BBIG no no! Penshuned! Gilt ridden, Pound ground down! Pablo Pigeon in your bank vault! C*unts and p*ss flaps! I've got 99 problems and Gary is one! And much much more!

Remember to like, share, and subscribe folks! It really does help the cast reach other Apes and provide support knowing there are others out there who feel and think the way they do!

https://www.podcastape.com

https://www.twitter.com/thegreatescpod

https://www.instagram.com/thegreatescapepodcast

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGiiYMyN1JYrgDN6rITEONg

https://www.facebook.com/The-Great-Escape-Podcast-110187538388340

#Podcast #Apes #Stonks #Stocks #Investments #Investment #AMC #GME #Whisky #MOASS #Gamestop #AMCTheaters #ApesTogetherStrong #HODL #Whiskey #GMErica #GMESqueeze #AMCSqueeze #ApesNeverLeaving #Beer #RyanCohen #AdamArron #ToTheMoon #ApePodcast #StonksPodcast #InvestmentPodcast #WeLoveTheStock #StocksNews #StonksNews #InvestmentNews #MarketNews #Wine #Crime #Lies #KenGriffinLied #Citadel #Live #LiveShow #LiveStream #FinanceLiveStream #StonksLiveStream #Ape #MOASS2022 #Streaming #Crypto #DD #cryptocrash #stockmarketcrash #Loopring #recession #GaryGensler #TheProblem #BankOfEngland #BankingCrash

It's been one year since we started doing the podcast! Time flies when you chat #Ape #DD and drink whisky! Both Col and Sam have enjoyed every minute they've done so far and hopefully, you have too!

Also sorry, Col had some audio issues that he corrected halfway through the show! Nothing changes on The Great EscAPE! Tech issues folks! Tech issues!

It's been an interesting week, CPI rates were announced at 8.3% and the markets turned into a sea of red and have continued to do so. $1.6 trillion was wiped off the US stock market this Monday (12th September 2022) alone! The #APE battle continues and we're expecting to hear what the FTDs are going to be, this could be very very interesting!

On this week's show: Kennyland, Kwonted, It's good to talk, Elf on a shelf, Inflation acting up! FINRA's space hopper, Goldman Sacks, I want to be a real boy, Earning's learnings, Sappling grappling, Fine lines! Mute stick, A model Ape, and much much more!

Remember to like, share, and subscribe folks! It really does help the cast reach other Apes and provide support knowing there are others out there who feel and think the way they do!

https://www.podcastape.com

https://www.twitter.com/thegreatescpod

https://www.instagram.com/thegreatescapepodcast

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGiiYMyN1JYrgDN6rITEONg

https://www.facebook.com/The-Great-Escape-Podcast-110187538388340

#Podcast #Apes #Stonks #Stocks #Investments #Investment #AMC #GME #Whisky #MOASS #Gamestop #AMCTheaters #ApesTogetherStrong #HODL #Whiskey #GMErica #GMESqueeze #AMCSqueeze #ApesNeverLeaving #Beer #RyanCohen #AdamArron #ToTheMoon #ApePodcast #StonksPodcast #InvestmentPodcast #WeLoveTheStock #StocksNews #StonksNews #InvestmentNews #MarketNews #Wine #Crime #Lies #KenGriffinLied #Citadel #Live #LiveShow #LiveStream #FinanceLiveStream #StonksLiveStream #Ape #MOASS2022 #Streaming #Crypto #DD #cryptocrash #stockmarketcrash #Loopring #recession #Sachs #GaryGensler #Spividend #toilethumour #DTCC #PullingOut #BBBY

Holy poop we're back and we've missed you all very very much!

It's been four weeks away as Sam and Col have both been on holiday and sunning it up. So much has happened during that time, both #AMC (#APE) and #GME #dividends have now been completed and the amount of crime and lies associated has got to a point of insane 'f*ck it' proportions from the Hedge funds and primes. The DTCC committed International securities fraud with GME to the way 1 million #Apes haven't received their APE stocks well over 10 days from the initial issue. Something is wrong folks, it's like these 'meme stock' conspiracy theorists might be right after all! ;)

On this week's show: Sh*t Pitt, Ken's long ding dong on Bed Bath and Beyond! Always the VicJim, Tin foiled! Wong Bank! Gold JiP, APE rape, DT Cant Cee, Bot rot failed shot! Qtain Faulkes with us! Over the pant tuggies And much much more!

As always, a big thank you to everyone joining us live this week, especially Qtain (@qtain1777) and Ninni (@NinniWakka) for joining us live in the studio and sharing their personal experiences! Also want to wish Bucca (@cbucca41) a very happy birthday! 21 again! ;)

Special mention to the naughty minx that is Abi Hookway (@AbiHookway). We both would like to try that!

Remember to like, share, and subscribe folks! It really does help the cast reach other Apes and provide support knowing there are others out there who feel and think the way they do!

https://www.podcastape.com

https://www.twitter.com/thegreatescpod

https://www.instagram.com/thegreatescapepodcast

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGiiYMyN1JYrgDN6rITEONg

https://www.facebook.com/The-Great-Escape-Podcast-110187538388340

#Podcast #Apes #Stonks #Stocks #Investments #Investment #AMC #GME #Whisky #MOASS #Gamestop #AMCTheaters #ApesTogetherStrong #HODL #Whiskey #GMErica #GMESqueeze #AMCSqueeze #ApesNeverLeaving #Beer #RyanCohen #AdamArron #ToTheMoon #ApePodcast #StonksPodcast #InvestmentPodcast #WeLoveTheStock #StocksNews #StonksNews #InvestmentNews #MarketNews #Wine #Crime #Lies #KenGriffinLied #Citadel #Live #LiveShow #LiveStream #FinanceLiveStream #StonksLiveStream #Ape #MOASS2022 #Streaming #Crypto #DD #cryptocrash #stockmarketcrash #Loopring #recession #Sachs #GaryGensler #Spividend #toilethumour #DTCC #PullingOut #BBBY

About right for this podcast! Down the pan, #stockmarket is in the toilet and this podcast always ends up in the toilet at some stage!!

It felt a bit more appropriate to call it this as a homage to Def. Not. A Hedgie and his live stream 'issue' last week!

Big thank you to everyone who joined us again this week in the chat, and a massive thank you to Shari-Ann who came on and joined us at the end of the show! Love ya Shari!

On this week's show: It's a corker! Gaslight Gary, Recession confession, Sach's of sh*t! Own Goel! OCC oh dear me! Retail Sale? Hilly flutes, CE oh ooh! Sex doll Willy! Suited and booted, Birthday blues, Splividend, Ounce of pounce and much much more!

Remember to like, share, and subscribe folks! It really does help the cast reach other Apes and provide support knowing there are others out there who feel and think the way they do!

https://www.podcastape.com

https://www.twitter.com/thegreatescpod

https://www.instagram.com/thegreatescapepodcast

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGiiYMyN1JYrgDN6rITEONg

https://www.facebook.com/The-Great-Escape-Podcast-110187538388340

#Podcast #Apes #Stonks #Stocks #Investments #Investment #AMC #GME #Whisky #MOASS #Gamestop #AMCTheaters #ApesTogetherStrong #HODL #Whiskey #GMErica #GMESqueeze #AMCSqueeze #ApesNeverLeaving #Beer #RyanCohen #AdamArron #ToTheMoon #ApePodcast #StonksPodcast #InvestmentPodcast #WeLoveTheStock #StocksNews #StonksNews #InvestmentNews #MarketNews #Wine #Crime #Lies #KenGriffinLied #Citadel #Live #LiveShow #LiveStream #FinanceLiveStream #StonksLiveStream #Ape #MOASS2022 #Streaming #Crypto #DD #cryptocrash #stockmarketcrash #Loopring #Recession #Sachs #GaryGensler #Spividend #toilethumour

We debated the name of our 40th episode for several seconds and decided to go with Merry Splitmas to reflect our excitement for the #GME #Stocksplit #Dividend due tomorrow.

How will it go? Will Ryan Cohen and the GME board cry foul at the fact the brokers are demanding more stocks than should be out there? Do you then in turn go and ask the #SEC what on earth is going on? Basically, is the shortin cat out of the #DFV bag! Only tomorrow will tell.

Either way, the price is wrong on both GME and #AMC and we know that. Just based on the fundamentals of both stocks, they both should be well into the $250+ range! This is all f*cked up and we genuinely believe that the GME board are still playing that amazing 4D game of chess! Excitement doesn't cover the way we feel! Merry Splitmas folks!

On this week's show: Bucca's Boobs? Debt met! JP Gold nugget, Nancy's man on the scam, Blackrock bottom, Failaway, We cut Cramer! Wen Pounce? Split hits t'nite, One foot cell, Banks sank, Bully's special prize!! Hot stuff and much much more!

Remember to like, share, and subscribe folks! It really does help the cast reach other Apes and provide support knowing there are others out there who feel and think the way they do!

https://www.podcastape.com

https://www.twitter.com/thegreatescpod

https://www.instagram.com/thegreatescapepodcast

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGiiYMyN1JYrgDN6rITEONg

https://www.facebook.com/The-Great-Escape-Podcast-110187538388340

#Podcast #Apes #Stonks #Stocks #Investments #Investment #AMC #GME #Whisky #MOASS #Gamestop #AMCTheaters #ApesTogetherStrong #HODL #Whiskey #GMErica #GMESqueeze #AMCSqueeze #ApesNeverLeaving #Beer #RyanCohen #AdamArron #ToTheMoon #ApePodcast #StonksPodcast #InvestmentPodcast #WeLoveTheStock #StocksNews #StonksNews #InvestmentNews #MarketNews #Wine #Crime #Lies #KenGriffinLied #Citadel #Live #LiveShow #LiveStream #FinanceLiveStream #StonksLiveStream #Ape #MOASS2022 #Streaming #Crypto #DD #cryptocrash #stockmarketcrash #UKHeatWave #Pelosi #TomHowley #Loopring

Sorry about last week, we were both just too busy with work and life! But have no fear we're back with episode 39!

The karma kicks in hard when we miss a week because there is always something huge in #Ape land that we miss out on and have to cover the following week! Doh! This week it was the #GME #Stocksplit news which is obviously a huge piece of #DD that needed covering!

On this week's show: Split ends! My Precious, Citadels Cornhole, Dead CAT announced, Hester the retail molester, NFT makes Xwpeepee! No Payne no gain! Missing Solid Material, Kiss your Assparino goodbye! Sam's an imfroster! Two story Kory, Hokey Cokey, AA out to play! Cliffhanger, Stop your loss and much much more...

Remember to like, share, and subscribe folks! It really does help the cast reach other Apes and provide support knowing there are others out there who feel and think the way they do!

https://www.podcastape.com

https://www.twitter.com/thegreatescpod

https://www.instagram.com/thegreatescapepodcast

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGiiYMyN1JYrgDN6rITEONg

https://www.facebook.com/The-Great-Escape-Podcast-110187538388340

#Podcast #Apes #Stonks #Stocks #Investments #Investment #AMC #GME #Whisky #MOASS #Gamestop #AMCTheaters #ApesTogetherStrong #HODL #Whiskey #GMErica #GMESqueeze #AMCSqueeze #ApesNeverLeaving #Beer #RyanCohen #AdamArron #ToTheMoon #ApePodcast #StonksPodcast #InvestmentPodcast #WeLoveTheStock #StocksNews #StonksNews #InvestmentNews #MarketNews #Wine #Crime #Lies #KenGriffinLied #Citadel #Live #LiveShow #LiveStream #FinanceLiveStream #StonksLiveStream #Ape #MOASS2022 #Streaming #Crypto #DD #cryptocrash #stockmarketcrash #HunterBiden