The Great Pumpkin Biography Flash a weekly Biography.
Welcome, folks, to The Great Pumpkin Biography Flash—the show where we peel away the legend, much like Charlie Brown peels away hope every Halloween. I’m your host, Marcus Ellery, here to chronicle the last few days in the not-so-tangible life of everyone’s favorite seasonal specter—the Great Pumpkin. Yes, it’s that time of year. No, I’m not wearing a costume on air. It’s radio, people.
First, in terms of actual news—because yes, even fictitious gourds get press—let’s address the bombshell that’s been bouncing around social media since last night: still no Great Pumpkin sightings. Twitter—sorry, X, or whatever it’s branding itself this minute—trended #PumpkinWatch2025, with Linus-themed memes and sassy jokes about inflation not just hitting grocery pumpkins, but holiday miracles, too. The best I saw? A photo of a deflated Halloween decoration with the caption, “Waiting for miracles in 2025.” Honestly, same.
Meanwhile, Apple TV+ is reminding the world, repeatedly and with more promotional muscle than Linus’ faith, that It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is streaming—because nothing says childhood magic like redirecting you to a subscription paywall. Remember, this special first aired in Canada in 1966, which is awkward for all those red-white-and-blue pumpkin patch die-hards. The true legends apparently wear plaid and apologize more politely when they don’t see the Great Pumpkin.
Legacy-wise, mainstream press this week is still running deep-dive features on the enduring power of the Great Pumpkin myth. Laughing Squid dredged up odd facts, including how the Peanuts special is basically responsible for Halloween booming from an also-ran to the costumed juggernaut it is today. Credit where it’s due—Linus made believing cool, and for a couple generations, that meant camping out in a pumpkin patch instead of scrolling TikTok into oblivion.
Cultural critics, bless their earnest hearts, have continued to compare Linus’ doomed devotion to the Great Pumpkin to everything from political partisanship to the eternal optimism of playoff-bound Chicago Cubs fans. If you ever feel foolish for believing, remember: millions of kids, every October, empathize with a cartoon boy who gets mocked by his friends and ghosted by his imaginary gourd-hero. Honestly, relateable content.
I also saw a hilarious TikTok trend this week—kids “summoning” the Great Pumpkin by throwing pumpkin spice lattes into their backyard. The only thing that showed up was a squirrel and a lawsuit threat from Starbucks. I’ll take that as a historical footnote for the 2025 biography edition.
So to recap: the Great Pumpkin is, as ever, a no-show, but its legend is thriving—living proof that sometimes the best biographies are unfinished, ambiguous, and inexorably memeable.
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