THE SPOILERS MUST FLOW on this special episode from TGMEM! David and Justus are back to deliver a double dose of Dune deep dives to their devoted dipshits. Take the Water of Life and hear them discuss all the juicy details of this blockbuster sequel. Join Muad’Dib’s uprising and fight for Arrakis this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!

Dune: Part Two (2024) is directed by Denis Villeneuve and stars Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Rebecca Ferguson, Josh Brolin and Austin Butler.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Our hosts don their suits you can pee and poop in and venture into the deep deserts of Arrakis to discuss Denis Villeneuve’s epic adaptation of…well, roughly 50% of Frank Herbert’s landmark science fiction novel. Catch the boys at their nerdiest as they ramble for nearly three uninterrupted hours about the most minute and inconsequential details of the Dune universe. Hop on the sandworm with David, Justus and George Lucas (?) and find out if this is The Greatest Movie Ever Made!

Dune: Part One (2021) is directed by Denis Villeneuve and stars Timothée Chalamet, Rebecca Ferguson, Oscar Isaac, Josh Brolin and Stellan Skarsgård.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

David concludes his mandated Valentine’s Month with a bang by discussing this romantic action comedy romp courtesy of James Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hear the slow degradation of David and Justus’ Schwarzenegger impressions over the course of these two and a half hours as they talk about the one liners, explosions, misogyny and (yikes!) Islamophobia of True Lies! Listen to this episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Do it! DO IT NAHHOW!

True Lies (1994) is directed by James Cameron and stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, and Tia Carrere.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

David’s mandated Valentine’s Month takes a depressing turn this week as our hosts explore the loveless marriage at the heart of Blue Valentine. Certified Wife Guy Justus meets his match with Ryan Gosling’s deadbeat balding husband Dean. David fantasizes about torturing Bobby Ontario. Is the dog that dies at the beginning of this movie more worthy of mourning than the slowly decaying marriage of Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams? Check into this sketchy sex motel and find out on this episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!

Blue Valentine (2010) is directed by Derek Cianfrance and stars Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams, John Doman, Mike Vogel and Ben Shenkman. 

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

David’s February podcast takeover continues with this holiday slasher straight from the Great White North! Welcome to Valentine Bluffs, a cozy Canadian town known for its love of Valentine’s Day and mining-themed slasher villains. When you’re done getting hot and heavy with your Valentine down in the bowels of the Hanniger Mine, head over to the Cage to hear the spooky bartender recount the legend of the Valentine’s Day curse. Say hello to Mabel at the laundromat, join Hollis in the local junkyard for a car engine sandwich and open up that heart-shaped chocolate box to see what Harry Warden has left for you! You’ll be “soory” if you don’t tune in for this episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made!

My Bloody Valentine (1981) is directed by George Mihalka and stars Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck, Keith Knight and Cynthia Dale.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

David takes control of the podcast for the entire month of February with a slate of romantic and Valentine’s Day-themed programming! In this episode, he yanks the steering wheel and turns onto the highway to horny town with David Cronenberg’s dark tale of car crashes and sex. Should Crash be the next big Hollywood cinematic universe? Why do women in this movie only take one boob out? And, most importantly, is any of this freaky car crash sex hot? Tune into The Greatest Movie Ever Made to find out! 

Crash (1996) is directed by David Cronenberg and stars James Spader, Holly Hunter, Elias Koteas, Deborah Kara Unger and Rosanna Arquette.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, David and Justus board the rattling ark for a steampunk train ride to discuss Bong Joon-Ho’s Snowpiercer. Justus loses his mind about how freezing a dude’s arm and smashing it with a hammer is a pretty awesome torture method. David, on the other hand, unveils his Advanced Willy Wonka Theory and how this film applies to it. And together, the boys both agree that the protein bars made of bugs kinda look delicious. Grab a hand axe and fight back against the ruling class on this post-apocalyptic installment of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!

Snowpiercer (2013) is directed by Bong Joon-Ho and stars Chris Evans, Song Kang-Ho, John Hurt, Tilda Swinton and Jamie Bell. 

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week’s episode finds our hosts once again out of their element as they discuss the feminist and LGBT readings of this comedy classic. Hear David go wild for a young Geena Davis, Justus vehemently stan Teri Garr and both of them relentlessly talk shit about Dustin Hoffman’s Michael Dorsey. Plus, tune in for a brief story about Justus’ stint as an extra in an episode of Westworld. That sounds fun! Whip out the lipstick and get ready for another installment of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!

Tootsie (1982) is directed by Sydney Pollack and stars Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange, Teri Garr, Dabney Coleman, and Charles Durning.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week, David guides Justus through the wild and wonderful world of Wakaliwood, a Ugandan film studio based in the slums of the country’s capital, Kampala. They’re discussing the studio’s breakout international hit, Who Killed Captain Alex?. Filmed for a shockingly low budget of less than $200, this wholly unique action comedy has amassed an internet following and brought the Wakaliwood team onto the world stage. What the heck is a “video joker?” Is this the best usage of Seal’s “Kiss from a Rose” in film history? Does everybody in Uganda know kung fu? It’s time to “expect the unexpectable” on this episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made!

Support the Wakaliwood team: https://wakaliwood.com/, https://www.patreon.com/wakaliwood 

Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010) is directed by Nabwana I.G.G. and stars Kakule William, Sserunya Ernest, G. Puffs, Bukenya Charles, and VJ Emmie.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio