#GPPP: Get some figs and wine, it's tubby time!

TONIGHT, we are back with an all-new episode covering all of the latest news & notes in the world of the #NFL, including:

- Review of Episode 2 of #HBO's #HardKnocks with the #DallasCowboys

- #JamalAdams gets his big deal in #Seattle with the #Seahawks

- #JalenHurts is earning major praise in the #Eagles locker room

- #Colts owner Jim Irsay will have the final say on #CarsonWentz availability

- Is it time to press the panic button in #NewEngland?

- Why aren't #TreyLance and #JustinFields getting more support from their teams in the press?

- AND #TIMTEBOW IS FINALLY OUT OF FOOTBALL.

PLUS, it's the return of fan-favorite seg, FANTASY FOOTBALL #PRICEISRIGHT. Join us as we go over the fantasy value (or lack thereof) for plenty of NFL superstars including: #JoshAllen, #DerrickHenry, #DavanteAdams, #TravisKelce, #KylerMurray; #JonathanTaylor, #AllenRobinson and many more!

AND, we wrap things up by diving deep into the Wide World of Sports, as we discuss:

- The continued legendary run of #ShoheiOtani with the #Angels

- The #NBA's Christmas schedule just dropped -- and it's BS!

- The #NHL is considering adding advertising to jersey's

- And an NFL story we missed in the news, what name will the #WashingtonFootballTeam settle on -- and somehow we go into a history lesson on the Spanish Armada, and wind up in a conversation about Fig Newtons and what #RogerGoodell does in private!

This is Greg and Phil reminding you once again to help control the assh*le population, have your friends spayed and neutered. It's #GPPP: Forget a 69, let's do a 68 -- it's where you do me, then I owe you one later!

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#GPPP: But Jesus doesn't like that stuff...maybe he does, I haven't asked.

TONIGHT, we are back with an all-new episode and we're covering all of the news, notes and highlights in the world of the #NFL, INCLUDING:

- The season premiere of #HBO #HardKnocks with the #DallasCowboys; #Dak's big revelations; #ZekeElliot has never wrapped a gift?; WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SALT IN THE #MCGRIDDLE; #JerryJones being mostly absent...and looking like #Nosferatu; and I'm sorry, was that an #AustinPowers reference?

- Trouble brewing in #Seattle for the #Seahawks as #DuaneBrown is doing a rare "Sit In" in hopes of a new contract; Did #RussWilson start all of this mess?; will #JamalAdams get his deal?

- #MichaelThomas wants OUT of #NOLA; but can the #Saints even trade him?; Where would be the best fit, perhaps #Buffalo?

- AND: #CarsonWentz rehab way ahead of schedule; the NFL is hammering down on fun again; the #Lions still can't get things right with #Megatron; #JoshAllen gets paid...is #BakerMayfield next?

PLUS, we pick things back up with Part 2 of "Phil's $100 Bet" where he will take $100 of Greg's "hard earned" money to place his very first sports bets!

AND, we wrap things up with the Wide World of Sports including discussion on:

- The #Yankees and #WhiteSox playing in the #FieldOfDreams

- #JRSmith going back to school and playing golf?

- #LionelMessi and his brand new #cryptocurrency contract

- And so much more!

When the world ends, our currency will be pogs and vulnerable white boys, like Phil -- he's cute! It's #GPPP: It's All About The He Said She Said Bullsh*t!

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#GPPP: Did you just "eh" the Nazi's?

TONIGHT, you are getting a bonus episode because like the last show's description said, we never know when to shut the f*ck up.

On this bonus episode, you'll be hearing our entire Wide World of Sports segment including discussion on: #NBA Free Agency; the improved #Lakers; #LeBrons status with Greg; Poor #CarmeloAnthony; #JoelEmbiid living rent free in #AndreDummond's head still; an #NHL player be getting #PeteRose'd by his own wife; the #Olympics are still hard to watch; #Russia is still most definitely in the Olympics, there are no longer any consequences in this world and #ColeHamels has become a #LADodger on a pretty unique contract.

ALSO, what made us spin this out into two episodes? Instead of just ending the damn show, we went right into sports movie talk; discussing such classics as #ALeagueOfTheirOwn; #EightMenOut; #MajorLeague; #TinCup; #Invincible; #TheReplacements; #AnyGivenSunday AND the stupid movie that set up the hacky joke that caused this bonus episode, #JerryMacguire!

PLUS, we somehow spun that into discussing the new #Sopranos movie #TheManySaintsOfNewark; TV shows that went under appreciated like #BoardwalkEmpire and #TheShield; and the new #GhostbustersAfterlife trailer that dropped late last week.

I have no idea anymore how we got to this point. It's #GPPP: 11pm on Friday's, midnight on weekend's!

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#GPPP: Failing like the hit Rae Carruth put on his girlfriend.

TONIGHT, we are back with all of the news & notes in the #NFL this week, INCLUDING: #CarsonWentz injured AGAIN...and #NickFoles taking his place AGAIN?; what are the chances Wentz's starting guard has the same exact rare injury at the same time?; Another #BratPack reference!; what does this mean for the #Eagles draft haul they got in exchange for Wentz?; Multiple fights break out across camps this week in the NFL; why would #DanielJones get in on the dogpile?; Is it more than coffee that #DanCampbell is using?; The #Jets FINALLY sign their supposed franchise #QB; #JoeBurrow is seeing ghosts on the #Bengals practice field; is #TravisKelce the greatest TE of all time?; and is #PhilipRivers making a comeback already?

PLUS, we dust off an old #GPPP bit with our Joy & Pain Power Rankings set to the new jack swing classic by Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock. In this segment we'll talk about the 3 teams we think are going to make the biggest LEAP in 2021; and which teams will take the hardest FALL in 2021 including discussion on: #AaronRodgers, #CalvinRidley, #KylePitts, #JulioJones, #DerrickHenry, #JameisWinston, #BenRoethlisberger, #JuJuSmithSchuster, #Josh Allen and more!

You're getting two episodes this week because we couldn't shut the f*ck up again. Deal with it. It's #GPPP: I have no idea why we referenced #BrettFavresPenis again.

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#GPPP: A clean break, like #RDJ and the #BratPack.

TONIGHT, we are back with an all new episode discussing the news and notes this week in the #NFL including: the week long new chapter in the #AaronRodgers- #Packers drama; #DavanteAdams wants to be the highest paid #WR in the league NOW; #Rodgers' explosive press conference; #DeShaunWatson reports to camp; Is he worth it with all the negative baggage?; #Ochocinco wants to hold #MichaelThomas' roster spot for him - free of charge; #MychalKendricks gets 1 day in #jail for a very, very bad thing; #Dak doesn't want to violate his #HIPAA; and the #NFL is stealing from the #XFL again?!

PLUS, we've spent the last month of the dark period preparing ourselves for tonight -- the BIGGEST cuts to date as we continue to determine WHO WILL BE the 2021 "TEAM OF GPPP". We cut SIX TEAMS each tonight, bringing it down to 2 a piece, and there are some SHOCKING cuts tonight!

AND, we bring it on home with the Wide World of Sports, discussing blockbuster trades in both the #NBA and #MLB that sees #RussellWestbrook & #MaxScherzer both head to LA respectively; the #Olympics are hard to find; what means more -- the most #medals or the most #goldmedals?; and somehow we spend five minutes previewing singles off of #JohnMayer's latest album -- no bullshit!

Tonight another example of what our show has become -- Aaron Rodgers dream journal + syntho 80's #softrock. It's #GPPP: You don't want US exposing ourselves!

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#GPPP: Well, I've never been light as a feather but I'm always stiff as a board.

TONIGHT, we are back with an all new, JAM PACKED episode. We are covering all the news & notes in the world of the NFL including: #RichardSherman's arrest; the rise and fall of the #LegionofBoom; #TomBrady played all of 2020 on a torn MCL; what trouble awaits the #Bucs?; #Brady is the Roastmaster General at the #WhiteHouse?; #NFL enforces new #COVID protocols for the regular season that has Twitter on fire; #DeAndreHopkins threatens retirement and MORE!

PLUS, we pay respect to the late, great Dennis Green who we lost 5 years ago today as we play "THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE: Four Things We KNOW We're About in the 2021 NFL Season" which includes conversation about #CamNewton, the #KansasCityChiefs, #CarsonWentz, #MattStafford, #JaredGoff and more!

AND, we dive into the Wide World of Sports with heavy discussion on the 2020 #Olympics and if they'll even finish out; the possibility of #OU and #Texas moving to the #SEC; Nick Saban's new million dollar quarterback; the #MLB All-Star Game Weekend and the expansion draft for the Seattle #Kraken that saw #ShawnKemp in the most unfortunate of situations regarding wardrobe. Poor guy.

I've really got to stop writing these. Nobody reads them. Less people read this than actually listen to the show. I could've been putting secret messages in all of these for the last 6 years that, together, form my manifesto for when I go off the grid and become a societal threat, but hey, at least there's a joke about man tits! It's #GPPP: Let's Hear It For The Boys!

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TONIGHT, do not adjust your sets, because you once again getting a little taste of the absolute WORST we have to offer, it is "The Worst of #GPPP, Vol.2"!

On this edition, you'll be hearing our lengthy discussion leading up to the 2017 NFL Draft, the ONLY mention of NASCAR in show history, a memorial to a long lost show regular, a drunk recap of Super Bowl 55, a NEVER-BEFORE-HEARD (and quite inebriated) song parody and so much more!

Join us next week as we return back to our normal schedule, every Thursday!

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#GPPP: It's Britney, bitch.

TONIGHT, we are back with a brand spanking new episode of the Greg and Phil Podcast Project! Join us as we dive into the major news item of the week, that of course being the NFL & HBO announcing the 2021 team of Hard Knock as the Dallas Cowboys. What are the storylines to look out for? Was this the right team chosen? Can Dak's ankle hold up? Can Zeke return to greatness? Who will be the breakout personality of the season? Is Mike McCarthy already on the hot seat?

PLUS, since we continue to be under the reign of the league year's "dark period", we go through a slough of NFL headlines and determine if there are any TROPE ALERTS. What are the headlines that we feel like we hear EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR?! And what are some headlines that might've been worth discussing?

AND, we dive deep, so deep, into the Wide World of Sports as we discuss "Champa Bay" and how that's vomitous; the Lightning are 2x Stanley Cup winners in less than 12 months; does anyone in Tampa Bay know what 'transient' means and will it offend them?; Should Ohtani stop pitching and remain a DH?; Why isn't his incredible season getting more main stream buzz?; These may be the most boring NBA finals ever and we have checked out officially; and the NCAA is now allowing players to get paid for their likenesses being used...and Reggie Bush has shown up with receipts.

There's no physical explanation for how we survived DrunkCast II a couple of weeks ago -- but in some form, we're back, and worse than ever.

It's #GPPP: If you get lost between the moon and New York City, the best that YOU can do? Is fall in love!

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TONIGHT, do not adjust your sets, because you are getting the long-awaited "The Worst of #GPPP, Vol. 1" mixtape!

You're going to hear some of the best moments in the history of the shows, as well as some never before heard clips and outtakes that literally never had ANY damn reason to make air, but it will here on this very special episode.

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There's not a lot to write in this week's description. This is bad. This is somehow the worst and best thing we've ever done. TONIGHT, you are not just getting ONE, FULL, ENTIRE EPISODE.

You are getting THREE, FULL, ENTIRE EPISODES. This was our drinking episode, we revisited it for the first time 2016, and this went OFF. THE RAILS.

We literally cannot think of a better description than this.

THIS THIRD EPISODE CONTAINS: G+P discussing the most LUDICROUS sports and pop culture conspiracy theories ever, and probably the most offensive two hours in show history!!!