They low down.

They dirty.

They some snitches.

It's not even that orange that you can sit with.

It's TENNESSEE HATE WEEK: The Week 8 College Football Preview with Irish Davey McNight

Joined once again by Irish Davey McNight, we're making some remarkably logical guesses for our picks, but the way this season is going nobody can even be sure the Earth is round & the alphabet is real.

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MIDTERMS: The College Football Week 7 & Mid-season Review

Seven weeks of college football down & it's flown by faster than a migrating hummingbird. We're halfway through the regular season, y'all. Savor every snap!

Joined once again by Irish Davey McNight, we're breaking down some tremendous football, getting more picks right, finally ranking (almost) all the undefeated teams & more!

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Six weeks of college football down & it's flown by faster than a migrating hummingbird.

Doesn't mean we can't get excited about week 7 & finally rebuilding a mortgage, especially now that the most competitive games are about to get a lot more common. Rivalries, conference games, bowl-ineligibility, oh my!

Joined once again by Irish Davey McNight, we're making some remarkably logical guesses for our picks, but the way this season is going nobody can even be sure the Earth is round & the alphabet is real.

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Alabama lost a football game (allegedly)!

The 2024 college football season is drunk.

We've said it before, but now it's Nashville drunk thanks to the Commodores putting the Anchor all the way down on Alabama (special thanks to the authorities for not getting in the way of the 2+ mile walk to the river to deposit the goal post).

I haven't watched football in two weeks thanks to hurricane Hell-ene but thank Christ for Irish Davey McNight to help fill us all in on what actually happened in the college football world.

P.S.: The band was "Certainly So" playing "Alabama Blues" at Albino Skunk Fest as Vanderbilt won. Link below:

https://open.spotify.com/track/4LdrdRKDInCYDvVC2dwzeu?si=60325e0283ca480d

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The 2024 college football season is drunk.

There is simply no better way to describe it.

Drunk can be good, it can be fun, it can be bad, it can be atrocious, and it can be scoring more points than basketball (literally, you'll see).

It's certainly not boring, that's for sure. We've got the digs on history-making performances, heart-breaking finishes, and absolutely abysmal catastrophes, often on home fields.

There's simply nothing better than college football, that's the only thing we can say with absolute certainty, but we have a lot to say anyway so get in The Grey Zone!

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OKLAHOMA IS AMERICA'S TEAM

I'm not picking Oklahoma to win, but I will love it if I'm wrong!

Mortgage bets are few and far between this week, but that doesn't mean you can't double-up. Matt & I are here to help!

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1/4 of the regular season is gone and it ain't coming back.

Shed your tears for the missed picks, the 1/2-point covers & the atrociously-late bad beats.

Celebrate the history-making, back-breaking, booty-shaking beauty that was week 3!

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How are you gonna make your family happy?

Hopefully you took them to Moe's last week so you can't do that this week. But doubling-up on your mortgage could be just the trick!

Then again, it is a bit of a sickos' week, so beware (weather may be an issue). There's a big game on for every time slot while Clemson sits on a bye-week, but there's plenty to do & plenty of ways to make some of that paper back we all lost in week 1, let's get it!

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Introducing Georgia-Davey McNight!

That's right, growing up in South Bend, Indiana is more meaningless than a field goal to end the game down by 70.

Week 2 was supposed to be boring. Instead, it was drunk.

Not just drunk, but stumbling-down-the-entire-King's-Mile-in-Edinburgh drunk.

Drunk can be fun! See Clemson.

Drunk can be messy and gross. See Notre Dame (& pray for them), Auburn, Iowa & FSU (who was on a bye-week).

Drunk can be hard to reach before it feels good. See Alabama, Oklahoma, Oregon & Penn State.

Crushed my picks this week, at least. Hope y'all bet the mortgage on Clemson like I begged you to!

We're dealing with some absolute demons on this one, but doesn't drama make good radio?

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Yes, we are here to save your marriage AND tell you where to bet the mortgage. It's gotta be week 2!

Welcome to the week TWOO HOO! The Week 2 2024 College Football Preview with Irish Davey McNight!

It's a relatively boring week. But every week is an opportunity! This week's opportunity is doubling your mortgage while saving your marriage. You'll get lucky at home & blessed in the bank.

You're welcome.

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