The Groin discusses the NRL's Global Round Initiative and the possibility of bringing rugby league to Iran. The Groin also suggests the Pope should headline the 2028 Grand Final pre-match and halftime performances reminiscent of Jesus' Sermon on the Mount. Finally, a congregation of fans are rallying for naming the Campbelltown Stadium Stand the John Standalis.

In the wake of a six game losing streak, the Groin discuss the Tigers hosting footy funerals for their members where fans can customise their own coffins and interment procedures and can choose a player of their choice to preside over it. In another weekly tirade, Troy wants Campbelltown Stadium to name their grandstand in honour of Skando.

The Groin discuss the ongoing discussions and negotiations surrounding the Adam Doueihi Peace Accords and the possibility of the Wests Tigers establishing their own Security Council to mediate other disputes in the NRL. The Groin also dive into the two horse race between the NSW Blues Roosters and Broncos in the NRLW and Troy introduces his new segment Groin 160 - Rugby League from an obtuse angle!

In a very special edition of the Groin Strain, this week features the Alex Twal Episode where the Groin takes on everything Alex Twal and his beat down of the weak-gutted dog! Troy pushes for the 2027 season to be rebranded as the Year of the Twal.

The Groin discuss the NRL's new broadcast deal and partnership with Galvin TV and call Blocker Roach to perform an exorcism at Campbelltown Stadium. The Groin also introduces a Wests Tigers Fashion Week to showcase new, innovative headgears.

After the Bludger at Kogarah, the Groin establishes the Wests Tigers People's Front to combat the negative energy and exodus of long-serving fans. Troy preaches the Benji Vs Goliath legend, and sees the Tigers as the people's underdogs in need of inspiration from figures such as Steven Bradbury and Rocky Balboa.

Great rugby league philosopher and friend of the podcast, Billy Slater, provides the inspiration for this week's episode, posing the question - "are there any players who play great when they're not thinking"? The Groin discusses if Jarome Luai can knock down Nelson Asofa-Solomona in the ring and Troy gets creative with a new outfit.

The Groin inspects their very own casualty ward, determining who should be excommunicated from rugby league and, more importantly, the mighty Wests Tigers; and inspired by the Brisbane and Canterbury-Bankstown All-Blacks, the Groin suggests the Tigers become the Teal Tigers.

The Groin sends out a plea for financial backing from the Saudis and decide to turn a blind eye to their human rights record while Troy has a go at so-called supporters who criticise players. Groin Mail also makes a second consecutive appearance!

The Groin explores the rise of Keiran Foran's Fozball Regime and his cult of personality; Troy goes off his head and has a go at Yioti's Brainstrainers whilst Jack reads letters sent from the Groin's dedicated fanbase.