The Cafeteria Connoisseur – Featuring EMT Belloso

On today’s episode of Code Breakers, we make a special phone call over to EMT Belloso — also known as the Cafeteria Connoisseur — to break down the real priorities of EMS life: hospital food.

From Orange County to Los Angeles County, and even all the way out to Las Vegas, we rank and review the best (and possibly most questionable) hospital cafeterias we’ve encountered on the job. Whether it’s late-night post-call meals, hidden menu gems, or which facilities actually understand how to season food, nothing is off the table.

This episode is a short and fun one — but packed with flavor, laughs, and some honest opinions from the field.

If you’ve ever judged a hospital based on its cafeteria, this one’s for you.

Disclaimer 

"The Code Breakers Podcast is a comedy and storytelling show about EMS. Everything we share here is based on our personal opinions and real-world experiences. We’re not making official statements on behalf of any county, agency, or employer — and nothing we say should be taken as legal or medical advice. It’s just our stories, our perspective, and a little bit of roasting along the way."

Episode 8: CHILL BILL — with EMT Hobbs

We’re back. After a little time off, we sit down to give a quick update on where we’ve been, what’s been going on behind the scenes, and why EMS life never really lets you clock out.

Then we jump into a field interview with EMT Alyssa Hobbs, recorded straight from the job. We get into the calls that make you stop and say “what the fuck was that?” — from the worst calls that stick with you to the worst partners you hope you never get stuck riding with again.

No filters, no sugarcoating, just real EMS talk, dark humor, and the kind of stories you only tell other people who wear the uniform.

If you’ve ever questioned your life choices mid-shift… this one’s for you.

Disclaimer 

"The Code Breakers Podcast is a comedy and storytelling show about EMS. Everything we share here is based on our personal opinions and real-world experiences. We’re not making official statements on behalf of any county, agency, or employer — and nothing we say should be taken as legal or medical advice. It’s just our stories, our perspective, and a little bit of roasting along the way."

🎙️ Episode 7 — Quiz Show

This week, the Code Breakers are putting their brains on the line! Napoli and Joplin dive head-first into an all-EMS trivia showdown — testing knowledge, roasting wrong answers, and proving who’s really been paying attention on scene.

Between the laughs and the lightning-round questions, Napoli gets real about just how tough it is to produce this podcast every single week — the planning, the editing, the late-night recordings, all while still working the streets.

And to close it out, he shares a raw story from the field — a diabetic emergency call that started routine but turned intense fast, reminding us why every detail, every decision, and every second counts in EMS.

It’s part quiz, part chaos, and all Code Breakers.
Because the real story… is never on the report.

Disclaimer 

"The Code Breakers Podcast is a comedy and storytelling show about EMS. Everything we share here is based on our personal opinions and real-world experiences. We’re not making official statements on behalf of any county, agency, or employer — and nothing we say should be taken as legal or medical advice. It’s just our stories, our perspective, and a little bit of roasting along the way."

Episode 6: “You Know” Sit down with EMT Montoya
In this episode, Crew Chief Napoli sits down with EMT Montoya for a raw and unfiltered conversation about life in the field — from the chaos of late-night calls to those “you know” moments every EMT can relate to.

Tip of the Pod: Keep your gear and your ambulance organized. When every second counts, knowing exactly where your equipment is can make all the difference.

And just a heads-up — this marks a new chapter for the Code Breakers Podcast. We’re switching things up and will no longer be featuring a trivia question in every episode. Instead, expect more stories, laughs, and lessons straight from the streets of EMS.

Disclaimer 

"The Code Breakers Podcast is a comedy and storytelling show about EMS. Everything we share here is based on our personal opinions and real-world experiences. We’re not making official statements on behalf of any county, agency, or employer — and nothing we say should be taken as legal or medical advice. It’s just our stories, our perspective, and a little bit of roasting along the way."

🎙️ Episode 5 – “You Guys Have Metal On You?”

This one’s a mix of laughs and lessons! Napoli and Joplin kick things off with the Tip of the Pod, breaking down everything EMTs need to know about DNRs in the field. We talk about which forms are actually valid for transport, why electronic DNRs don’t count, and why, if it’s not the proper EMSA #9 or POLST, your patient is full code—no exceptions. 🚑📋

Then, Napoli shares a hilarious (and slightly terrifying) MRI story that reminds us all to look before we leap—especially when magnets are involved. 🧲💀

And of course, we wrap things up with the Trivia Question of the Pod, so you can test your EMS knowledge and send your answers to [email protected] for a shoutout on the next episode! 📧✨

Tune in for real stories, real tips, and the kind of moments you’ll only find in EMS.

Disclaimer 

"The Code Breakers Podcast is a comedy and storytelling show about EMS. Everything we share here is based on our personal opinions and real-world experiences. We’re not making official statements on behalf of any county, agency, or employer — and nothing we say should be taken as legal or medical advice. It’s just our stories, our perspective, and a little bit of roasting along the way."

Episode 4: That’s a Nurse for You

In this episode of The Code Breakers Podcast, Napoli sits down with Nurse Hopkins — his former EMT partner from the 2020 COVID days. The two reunite to share stories from the height of the pandemic, talk about the wild calls they ran together, and reflect on how far they’ve come — from ambulance shifts to Hopkins now working in the hospital.

Expect plenty of laughs, behind-the-scenes stories, and some real-talk moments about the chaos of SNFs, teamwork on the rig, and navigating EMS during one of the toughest times in recent history.

As always, we’ve got your Trivia Question of the Pod, a solid Tip of the Pod, and plenty of EMS wisdom mixed with humor.

Stay tuned — this is just part one of a multi-segment sit-down with Hopkins, so more stories are coming soon!

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Disclaimer 

"The Code Breakers Podcast is a comedy and storytelling show about EMS. Everything we share here is based on our personal opinions and real-world experiences. We’re not making official statements on behalf of any county, agency, or employer — and nothing we say should be taken as legal or medical advice. It’s just our stories, our perspective, and a little bit of roasting along the way."

Episode 3 – You've Gotta Know When to Fold 'em

In this episode of Code Breakers, Napoli lays it all out on the table. From the wild —showdown—where the county tried to pin a fraudulent cert on him—to proving that sometimes the best move in EMS is knowing when to hold your ground and when to fold ‘em.

We also dive into a memorable 5150 transport that put both strength and patience to the test—a call involving a big patient in crisis. And of course, dispatch lived up to its reputation by botching the call and sending the crew to the wrong location, making a tough situation even tougher.

And no episode would be complete without a trivia challenge for our listeners. Think you know your EMS basics? Send your answers in to [email protected] and you might just get a shoutout in the next pod.

Funny stories, real lessons, and a whole lot of roasting—this episode has it all.

Disclaimer 

"The Code Breakers Podcast is a comedy and storytelling show about EMS. Everything we share here is based on our personal opinions and real-world experiences. We’re not making official statements on behalf of any county, agency, or employer — and nothing we say should be taken as legal or medical advice. It’s just our stories, our perspective, and a little bit of roasting along the way."

Episode 2: Rescue Ricky Chronicles, Trivia, and Tips from the Rig
In this episode, Napoli and Joplin dive into the world of Rescue Rickies — those overzealous EMTs who turn every call into their own personal action movie. Napoli shares a wild story about one of his partners who fit the “Rescue Ricky” mold a little too well, while Joplin adds her signature sass roasting the type.

We also roll out the trivia question of the pod: testing EMT knowledge with a challenge from the DCAP-BTLS assessment. Listeners are invited to email their answers to [email protected] for a chance to get a shoutout on the next episode.

To wrap it all up, Napoli drops the Tip of the Pod — practical wisdom straight from the field: always plan your exits when you park your ambulance.

Funny stories, real-world lessons, and a whole lot of roasting — that’s Episode 2 of Code Breakers.

In our very first episode, we crack open the doors of the rig and let you ride along with us. Napoli shares the real reasons he stepped into EMS and the stories that shaped his journey, while I (Joplin) keep things grounded with some sass, myth-busting, and a spotlight on the pet peeves every EMT knows too well.

We also kick off our recurring segments:

• Pet Peeves of the Pod – the raw frustrations that come with the job (dispatch, SNFs, patients, and more).

• Trivia Question of the Day – test your EMS knowledge with a challenging question pulled from training and the field. Send your answers to [email protected] for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode.

• Tip of the Pod – Napoli drops a quick piece of FTO-style wisdom: protect your license, not just your job.

And of course, we wrap things up with a reminder to subscribe, drop your feedback in the comments, and let us know what you want us to roast or break down next.