The Gym Rant: Fitness Humor

By The Gym Rant

Hilarious weekly or biweekly warped angry fitness RANTS for everyday gym goers. We “RANT” about common annoyances experienced on a daily basis in the gym. Once a week (sometimes more) we make fun of a... more

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How many episodes does The Gym Rant: Fitness Humor have?

The podcast currently has 29 episodes available.

The Gym Rant: Fitness Humor episodes:

September 25, 2021 Online Fitness? Really!?!?
“Gym are dead” said the same people that said car dealerships were a thing of the past and that dating online through apps was the answer to singles people’s prayers. Buuuut what happens when you have questions for a car expert ? Does you pre qualification car sales app fulfill that need? What about not having social skills or only taking shoulders up shits for your dating profile? I guess meeting in person and having decent in person skills is actually inevitable isn’t it!?!? SAME FOR GYMS!
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47min
July 08, 2019 But were you FAT though?
How relatable are 99.9999% of personal trainers? How many have actually struggled with body fat!?!? I mean really actually struggled, not just toning some lose extra pathetic amount of “fat”. But were they actually fat though? Truthfully No! Most trainers and fitness professionals have ZERO idea what it means to be fat!
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23min
June 03, 2019 STEROID HATE: Why You Hate Steroid Users
This rant outlines 2 main reasons (combine the 2 for a 3rd reason) why you might hate on steroids. You can always dive deeper in to the weeds but it really does boil down to two reasons why you hate on them. This comes from a place of experience, not just ranting judgement!
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37min
April 12, 2019 FREE FITNESS CHALLENGE?
FREE? Consumers claim to HATE bait and switch but for some reason swallow HORSE SHIT like Free Fitness Challenges and dig in to the BS pile waist deep and shovel the crap in to their mouths with two spoons. I’m SICK of gyms tricking people in to ASININE inflated membership fees for a “FREE FITNESS CHALLENGE”, WAKE UP PEOPLE!!
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23min
January 29, 2019 Annoying New Members? New Year Resolution?
Join me on my RANT about the REAL concerns with new memberships, New Year Resolution gym members, gym crowdedness and the Gym Industry's view on it all. Trust me you will be surprised, you may not hear the ranting and bashing on what you think you would!
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22min
January 24, 2019 ENVY + CORPORATE ASSHOLES
Envy feels like SHIT and will eat your soul! We go in to how destructive this is and how it takes over people when seeing success, fitness results or upswings in careers paths. Dive in to a long over due RANT about Envy, Pride & Corporate Assholes in the gym.
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31min
October 31, 2018 Bitches Be Crazy!
Join the Big Booty Barbie and I on a Rant about girls (& guys) acting insecure when a significant other starts working out. We cover examples of things that are said, crazy sh*t that's said and what our opinion is on it! We also get off track about how Instagram & Social Media may be to blame for the insecurities women and men have with their partner going to the gym! The Big Booty Barbie doesn't hold back this time, as if she ever does! Enjoy and RANT ON!
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44min
October 23, 2018 Proper Gym Personal Space
In this episode we attack proper personal space and proper etiquette when choosing gym equipment & machines. This was brought on by a final weird experience recently in a big box gym. People, stick to your own personal space and stay out of each others if you can help it!
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27min
October 08, 2018 Instant Therapy Session: Who Cares About You? (Bonus Series)
This will be one of many "Instant Therapy" bonus episodes that will be released. During these Instant Therapy sessions it is our goal to give it to you straight, trim the fat, not sugar coat anything and give you tangible opinionated theories that just might help some people out. No mumbo-jumbo self help crap or ooshee-gooshee junk to make you feel warm and cozy from the snowflake type feelings you have been feeling. Get over it! Congratulations, you're cured!
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23min
October 01, 2018 Gym Drunkenness, Special Guests & The Big Booty Barbie
Special episode featuring "Hashtag Pound Sign Not Ractist Irish Ryan" and his wife "Christine Killa-Mutha-Fugga Bolen"! We try our best to stay on topic in the new gym studio but too many cocktails may have prevailed! We discuss Locker Room Etiquette, male ball/crotch scratch techniques (such as the pinch & pull), locker room skanks, self conscious silicone wannabes and more! We don't stick to much of any subject and have a fun time doing it! If you want a good laugh tune in to this longer than normal Drunk With Friends Gym Rant!!
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47min

FAQs about The Gym Rant: Fitness Humor:

How many episodes does The Gym Rant: Fitness Humor have?

The podcast currently has 29 episodes available.