What do you get when you cross M. Night Shyamalan’s first R rated film, Mark Wahlberg playing a high school science teacher, and the most intense eye acting from Zooey Deschanel? Possibly the most unsatisfactory movie ever made? Well, let’s see which way the wind blows us as Adam and Melissa talk about “The Happening”. This week, the St. Johns got through this film with a bottle of 14 Hands Reserve Dry Gewurztraminer and by constantly commenting on how unintimidating the wind is.