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Everywhere in Lagos screams Lagosi. In the dictionary of Lagos, Lagosi means wahala.

Living in Lagos is adventurous, and this ever Vawulence city of Lagos has its tales and encounters.

On this episode of Lagos stories series, we were on the street of Lagos to ask Lagos residents about their experiences in Lagos.

The Vox pop special was a mixture of funny and sad experiences, and it would definitely leave you nostalgic.

Do you love the Lagos city? Listen to Lagos residents share their Lagos experiences.

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"Assuming sapa lives in Nigeria, find the probability that shege dwells and resides amidst its citizens. Formulae table. Take shege=22/7."

No one should think of Sapa as an assumption. You know better. And shege is all-encompassing: it'd never let you take 2 hours free. Hence, shege = 24/7. You don't know what I'm talking about? Then here.. some description for you. Shege is the little kid with oily palms on the day you wear white — shege lives to stain your white. It is a committed hard worker.

Hence, you may run from Uyo because of shege, only to see shege in the bus, the portholes, and the checkpoints that are all extensions of shege. Eventually, you'd land in Lagos, only to find that shege prompted the guy behind you to pick your pockets, and you wouldn't realize until you're at your bus stop, with an empty pocket, and a violent conductor eager to show you shege.

It's no wonder shege means bastard. Because nobody really send your papa like that.

Shege is also a bisexual two-timer. That's why you, your best friend and other two females can be seeing shege at the same time. You wonder why.

Well, shege is Sapa's identical twin. Where there is Sapa, there is shege. And it is impossible to separate one from the other. Nigeria is a nation in the throes of Sapa. Accordingly, it can be said that shege, dwells here inevitably.

Lagos, The home of the trenches and the Islanders.

The city built on water, but can’t quench its own thirst.

The “megacity” that houses the world’s largest floating slum, Makoko⁴

The city of the little boy emptying his bowels in the waste-filled gutter, under the eagle eyes of unconcerned passersby.

The abode of the iyalata , the pepper grinder, and the Baba eran at Mile 12, sharpening his knives ready to cut the toughest, the rawest meat. The playground of the okada driver, whose livelihood is currently under threat.

The home of the hawker, chasing cars with baskets of edibles and chilled sachet water wailing Omi tutu re.

The home of beggars, sitting on the pavement, with outstretched arms, awaiting manna from a wealthy man’s purse.

The city of the hustler, savouring the taste of ewa agoyin and agege bread with friends at the buka and laughing scornfully at poverty before trying okrika clothes from Tejuosho market (who designer epp)

Eko le leyi Eko oni baje.

It’s not every day you hear that the biggest rapper in Africa (if you disagree, it’s your problem) is getting married. M.I Abaga made public the announcement of his engagement on the 4th of March 2022. Congratulations have been flying up and down and it is beautiful to see The Guy in Love.

Considering how many love songs, M.I has made; it was quite difficult to make a list of love songs from The Guy. However, with small help, here is a list of songs from Jude Abaga that Made us fall in love hard!

As one of the most populated urban areas in the world, Lagos is a city that is active and on-the-go. The centre of excellence never disappoints food mongers and fun seekers as there is never a dull party in this city. Owambe is Lagos! Lagos is Owambe!

Gindee and Tamilore on this episode of Lagos Stories, plunges you into the party life of Lagos, with a spicy addition to the narrative - Ewa goyin, the pride of Lagos street cuisine.

According to a Lagos babe, dating in Lagos is ‘like moving from one bus to another —

That one caught your attention, right?

Welcome to Lagos Stories! In this episode, we find out what happens in the dating scene in Lagos and why you need to avoid Lagos men for your own sanity. Gindee explores an article from Pulse NG and throws more light on What dating in Lagos is ALL ABOUT.

We also offered a bonus package for you! 5 top places you're likely to find love.

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Hope you have a wonderful listen! Thank you.

In this brand-new episode of the Lagos Stories series titled Sunday mornings in Lagos, Gindee and Tamilore took the listeners on a wild ride as they took them on a tour of the city of Lagos on a Sunday morning, demonstrating what life is like there on a Sunday morning, and also turned on some incredible songs.

Oshodi is a razz place. Dressing like Lil Durk to Oshodi could be your biggest regret.

But having foreknowledge of its razzness will help you in the long run.

Welcome to Lagos Stories! Our new episode features an interactive, racy and hilarious conversation with Evaleni and her sidekick, Gindee. Coined from Arnold Thethm’s voice note, Don’t Dress Like Lil Durk To Oshodi promises to be fun.

In this episode, Evaleni lays the groundwork for her show, alteéverve.

What's more?

We added tips to help you survive some of Lagos’ biggest cities!

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I hope you feel Lagosy & Lil Durky after this.

You may experience various encounters as you grow up in the metropolis of Lagos, some of which you may fight and lose. beginning with the initial LGBT interaction and direct experience with cybercrime. As you strive to keep your head above water and navigate the challenges, a lot of things will keep you on your toes.

Gindee and Tamilore tell you about how they battled Lagos in this episode of the series, Lagos Stories, while also pressing play on some incredible music.