We begin our 30th episode with a dash of vulnerability.  Cole bravely admits what he and his twin brother did to a Manhattan apartment when they were practically children; they call it the hatching--and the building wasn't happy about it.  Moving on...disgusting sex stories aren't anything new here, but they are a' plenty today.  When women get 'handy' with JJ, their nails apparently take off a layer of skin at times.  Plus...we talk body shaving in depth.  Cole would rather work at Walmart than shave his crotch; the itching is unbearable.  JJ, on the other hand, has been shaving his arm pits since he was a teen--we get into all this in more detail than many people would like, plus much more.  People go through a second puberty at 30...I think we've reached a new level of stupid we're rather proud of.  Simpleminded, out to lunch, and deeply satisfying.  No more words...