The Hatening

Fuck sand. For real. I fucking hate sand.

Just park down the street, I'll be out in a minute

Where we're going, roads aren't really a thing

I definitely floss everyday, for sure

Damn, remember that movie Blue Crush?

It would be weird if you could actually turn a frown upside down, like on a swivel or whatever

You can't trust nobody, I don't even have a trust fund - Lil Wayne

Gonna fight 'til we see the sun light

Hummus is so god damn good

I really tried to come up with some sort of hoe joke