The Hatening

I wish I spoke more than just English.

I hit a milestone and I don't know how I feel about it.

If you make things go the way I want them to I promise I'll go to church again.

We all wanted to have that cool scar across our eye at some point.

Hunting on em (get it)

I wonder how many people are hung over today

Did anyone ever figure out if sharpies really ruin cds?

Ho ho ho y'all

Enlisting sounds fucking exhausting.

I don't get visual art, like at all.