We had a lot of wacky crime stories today - everything from a former 1st round NFL draft pick shoplifting to a quadruple amputee who allegedly shot someone in his car while driving! Spring Breakers may want to think twice about twerking, a pack of dogs in China have gone mega-viral, and we hit the phones to share our worst dreams about work! 

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Back at full strength! Rick returned, and Dave's bracket is officially busted. That Justin Timberlake DUI from a couple years back just had the bodycam footage released, some seniors are taking their happy hour desires to Congress, and a talking pig is making headlines. A Dominos franchisee has declared bankruptcy and we honored the memory of Chuck Norris in memes! 

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Happy Friday! It was about time a Florida Man made it on the air this week, a great clip resurfaced of Deep Purple's Ritchie Blackmore trolling a hapless reporter from the BBC, some guy's parrot moonlights as David Lee Roth, and the upcoming season of The Bachelorette has been canceled! And since Rick was still out, Dave went unconventional and opened the phones and text line for any questions on your mind with an "Ask Me Anything!" 

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It's our second hangover of the week. First it was St. Paddy's Day, now a brutal Lehigh basketball loss in the NCAA Tournament. But we made the best of it, on National Let's Laugh Day! A dog became an urban legend in rural Alabama, some grandpa failed at a Taco Bell prank, and we discovered the wonderful origin of the Nokia ringtone from back in the day! Plus, we hit the phones to hear who your first crush was from tv or film! 

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It's National Hangover Day for those who partook in St. Paddy's Day a little too hard, and now the dawn of every basketball fan's favorite time of year - the NCAA tournament starts tonight with our very own Lehigh! And there's a new service for struggling basketball widows out there. A massive meteor crashed into Ohio yesterday, there's a clever thing to do with your St. Paddy's leftovers, a teacher is now infamous after her Zoom class, and we all shared our interesting celebrity encounters today! 

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Happy St. Paddy's Day! Rick is out getting testing done in Philly, so Dave did all the celebrating and started things off with a bear who crashed a news report about him! You can still call into QVC shows and one woman did so unabashedly. Taco Tuesday didn't go as planned for one woman, we celebrated the Irish holiday and shared some dad jokes to boot, and went over the winners from this weekend's Razzie Awards, then nominated our own worst movies ever! 

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Back in action on a rather gross Monday morning, where we heard about two ridiculous records that were just broken, a horse went berserk in a race over the weekend, we trolled Dave's wife, and handed out "Everybody Oscars!" There's some new health warnings for Wegovy users, and with it being a dreary Monday we hit the phones to hear what you dread most about going to work?! 

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Happy Friday! Today we started things off with a hot cup of RFKoffee, with a side order of frambled eggs. We then found out Donny Osmond's balls got him in trouble, and Team USA hockey hero Jack Hughes still hasn't had his broken teeth fixed. Meta glasses could violate your privacy even worse than you thought, and we hit the phones to hear about your biggest waste of money! 

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Today on the show we heard Gronk responding to Logan Paul's smack talk, some nutty guy in the UK pulled a vehicle in the worst way possible, snake yoga is taking off in Portland, and if you're trying to quit smoking we have something you may want to consider. Plus, it's Spring Break! And Dave has a new resident on his property under the deck...

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Last night a massive new record was set in the NBA, but Dave was not all that impressed. The Rihanna shooter's social media has leaked and we found her threats aimed at Cardi B. Sharon Osbourne is planning a new Black Sabbath tour with a twist, the TSA released their annual list of the strangest things people attempted to take on a plane, and we hit the phones to hear the code words or phrases you and your partner use for sex! 

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