It’s a month before Christmas here at the ‘cast
and we’re wondering how long leftovers will last
We must do our shopping. We must make a list.
If Santa forgets us we’ll be oh so pissed.
So we talk about presents like cars and whisky
And our sponsor Spunk Lube for those feelin frisky
Then it’s cartoon time with Garfield and C. Brown;
And advice for those that are feeling down.
So if you are happy or down in the dumps
Get ready for Christmas with the Heavyweight Chumps