Got Witches? Who is't ya gonna calleth?
Matthew Hopkins Witchfinder General! The year is 1645 and the scourge of witches and their alliance with Satan has brought death and misery to mankind across the land. Witches were everywhere doing the devils work; so what better time than now find these evil servants of Satan in all those people in your village that you despise? This is a job for Matthew Hopkins: Witchfinder General! "Enhanced" Interrogations, Prickings, confessions, Judication, and Execution - we'll get rid of em', no questions asked, unless you're the dirty witch that is! - All for an affordable flat rate fee!
Join Maledictus, your scribe to all this metal as he explores the 14 month reign in blood that terrorized the already shell-shocked populous of the English countryside, and deposited a hideous mountain of death that stood 230 corpses high - This is the legendary tale of Matthew Hopkins - witch pricker, con-man, and grandfather of doom metal.