The Hexperts
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The Hexperts episodes

  • Necromancy
    This week, we learn how necromancy is less raising hordes of undead and more calling your grandma. Later, Brett learns about Nathan Fielder's unknowable connection with Sherlock's sister.

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    57 min
  • Baba Yaga
    This week, we tell you how to avoid getting eaten by one of the world's most famous folkloric witches, the Baba Yaga, when your stepmother sends you to fetch some thread. Later, Brett finds out which atrocities, including racial microaggressions, Art the Clown did and did not commit.

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    1 hr
  • Aleister Crowley Part 6: Later Life and Death
    In this one, he finally dies. Later, hear an exclusive sneak peak from 'Patient Zero (Brett's Version)' as Brett gets a rundown on the most recent drama from the chronically online.

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    56 min
  • Aleister Crowley Part 5: Sex, Drugs & Scarlet Women
    This week, we follow the father of magick's journey post-divorce, as he enters his slut era and starts another schism. Later, Brett lays down his judgement on Iranian yoghurt and poop knives.

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    1 hr
  • Aleister Crowley Part 4: Travels and Marriage
    In the continuing exploration of Aleister Crowley's life, we see him pursing his passions: poetry, mountains, being just a little more magical than the other magicians, and sticking his nose in other people's love life even it means getting married himself. Later, Brett learns what singers are Scottish, what songs are really movies, and what actors aren't athletes just because they have the worst Fast in their name.

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    58 min
  • Witches of Ancient Greece
    This week we dissect the stories of Circe, Medea, and the other magic-wielders of Ancient Greece that helped establish our ideas of witches today, aka Helios's very messy family. Later, Brett learns about the key elements of quintessential mid-00s teen drama Skins, namely that it's not the one with the gay redhead.

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    54 min
  • Aleister Crowley Part 3: The Golden Dawn
    In our continuing exploration of Crowley's life, our boy finds love with a man with fantastic legs, attaches himself to the worst possible father figures, and causes a schism in a sacred spiritual order like only an ex-Evangelical can. Later, Brett describes an episode of Below Deck in a way that is absolutely legally distinct from a certain James Cameron movie.

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    56 min
  • Aleister Crowley Part 2: Early Life
    This week, we explore the early days of the forefather of the Occult, from being the sickly son of fanatically religious train millionaires, to his young adulthood as a mountaineering misanthrope. Later, we hear from one of the most important authors of this generation, Tyra Banks.

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    57 min
  • Aleister Crowley Part 1: Thelema
    We begin our dive into the forefather of modern magic and the 'most wicked man in the world' with a look into Thelema, a religion that says everyone is a star, literally, and that martinis are bad. Later, hi, it's Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray.

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    59 min
  • The North Berwick Witches
    This is the story of how the witches of Scotland and Denmark enchanted the weather to stop a king from marrying a fourteen-year-old, and I guess somehow they're the bad guy. Later, Brett utilizes the spirits, and his eighth grade crush, to identify nu metal bands.

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    52 min

About The Hexperts

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Join Nikki Haggart and Brett Seivwright, two besties who can’t stand each other, as Brett guides Nikki through the world of witchcraft, magical traditions, and wacky folklore, while Nikki tests…