Some hikes take you to breathtaking summits, while others leave you questioning every life choice that led to this moment. In this episode of False Summit, we bring you two tales of outdoor misadventure.

First up, The Hike to Nowhere: What happens when you trust Google Maps a little too much and your hiking plan consists of pure optimism and zero research? One man's attempt to reach the highest point in Guam turns into a bloody battle against sword grass, questionable decision-making, and an unexpected dead end.

Then, in Summit Shenanigans, three friends set out to conquer Whispering Peak—known for its epic views and unpredictable weather. What starts as a routine trek quickly spirals into a comedy of errors featuring sheer drop-offs, a surprise storm, and a last-minute scramble to the top.

Stick around for Trail Mix, where Em serves up three adventure-ready songs, and Trail Etiquette & Other Shit, where we break down the basics of using a compass—because sometimes, knowing where you're going actually helps.

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Happy trails—and remember, if it feels like you’ve reached the top… you probably haven’t!