False Summit: Tales, Trails and Epic Fails

This week on False Summit, we’re doing things a little differently. Octavia and Em are heading out for a quick break, but before they go off the grid, they’ve got one unforgettable—and chilling—solo story to leave you with.

On December 10th, 2007, a hiker pulled into the quiet Preacher’s Rock trailhead in northern Georgia, expecting a peaceful winter hike. What they found instead was an eerie encounter with an odd old man in a green sweater, a golden retriever, and a barrage of questions that felt just a little too personal. The whole interaction was off—but nothing could prepare them for what they'd see on the news a few weeks later.

This is the true story of a gut feeling, a near miss, and a reminder that not every trail angel is who they seem.

So tighten your laces, keep your eyes open, and remember: trust your instincts.

🚨 We’ll be back on June 25th, so enjoy this solo episode while we’re out recharging (and hopefully avoiding any suspicious switchbacks).

👟 Stick around after the story for final thoughts, trail safety tips, and your usual dose of chaos from the False Summit crew.

his week on False Summit, we bring you two stories of hikers who zigged when they probably should’ve zagged—one that’ll haunt your tent-side dreams and one that’ll make you rethink inviting your gym bro into the woods.

First up: The Backpack. A kitchen knife on the trail, a mystery pack full of granola and… way too many decorated blades. Then a note. And then—well, let’s just say this is one story that proves sometimes the scariest thing on trail isn’t a bear. It’s another person.

Then it’s time for Gone, the tale of Brent—CrossFit hero, ego lifter, and man of mystery. He showed up ready to crush Shenandoah with two tents, no hip belt, and a military-grade delusion. By nightfall, he was 20 miles away, riding shotgun with a stranger and calling his wife from a 7-Eleven in D.C.

Plus:

 🎶 Em’s trail mix features Buffalo Springfield, Alabama Shakes, and Foster the People.

 🌿 A rundown on plant safety—what not to touch, sniff, or accidentally snack on.

 🌈 Pride Month is coming and we’re talking bakery windows, sparkle, and survival.

So lace up, lean in, and prepare to be uncomfortable—in the best way.

Hit that subscribe button, drop us a rating, and send your best trail fails to [email protected].

Find us on Instagram and YouTube @FalseSummit.

And remember:

 If it feels like you’ve reached the top… you probably haven’t.

 See you out there.

This week on False Summit, it’s all about the unexpected — from random acts of kindness to seriously unsettling solo camp vibes. Octavia and Em bring you two very different mountain misadventures that start with a good view... and end with some serious adrenaline.

First up: Hope You Enjoyed the View — a lost 20 reais on a quiet Brazilian trail turns into a heartwarming encounter with strangers who prove the world isn’t always trash. It’s a story about trust, timing, and those rare moments where the universe just… delivers.

Then: Manic on the Mountain — Em recounts a solo backpacking trip that spiraled from peaceful alpine bliss into full-on psychological thriller. Picture: Tom Cruise energy, creepy trail talk, mysteriously unzipped gear, and a knife that might’ve been touched. You’ll definitely think twice before cowboy camping again.

Stick around for Trail Mix, where Em drops three tracks perfect for winding down (or spiraling deeper), followed by a surprisingly useful guide to surviving insects in the backcountry — because nothing says “epic fail” like a bee sting to the eye or a tick in your underwear.

Rate, review, and don’t forget to email us your trail fails, weird encounters, or hiking hot takes at [email protected]. You just might end up on the show.

Because remember: if it feels like you've reached the top... you probably haven’t.

In this episode of False Summit, we’re bringing you two trail stories that start in the mist and end in the what-the-actual-hell.

First up: The Mist — a foggy honeymoon hike in Shenandoah that goes from romantic to are-we-about-to-die? when a strange man with a multitool mutters something about finding teeth. Yeah. Teeth.

Then we head north for Bonsoir, Mt. Washington, where two overconfident hikers become accidental mountain saviors after stumbling upon a French couple in sneakers, slowly freezing to death on one of the most dangerous peaks in the Northeast. Let’s just say they were one baguette away from a Search & Rescue headline.

Plus:

🎧 Trail Mix — songs that hit harder when you're a few miles deep and questioning your life choices.

🎒 Trail Etiquette & Other Shit — why trails aren’t just good for your soul, but also your wallet (and your town’s economy).

And as always, we’ll wrap it up with some chit chat, a few closing thoughts, and a reminder that if it feels like you’ve reached the top… you probably haven’t.

📬 Got a story, fail, or weird trail tale? Email us at [email protected] or find us on Instagram and YouTube @FalseSummit.

🔗 Show notes, Patreon, and merch in bio.

False Summit — where every mountain is just one more almost there.

This week on False Summit, Octavia and Em serve up two wild rides from opposite corners of the planet — and the emotional spectrum. First, in Frozen Ridge, we follow a solo adventurer to a remote Alaskan volcano, where euphoria turns to survival as daylight fades and snow conditions deteriorate. It's a story about gut instincts, posthole purgatory, and why sometimes the summit just isn’t worth it.

Then, in Monkey Business, a peaceful hike through Japan’s forests spirals into a face-off with an alpha macaque — followed by an adrenaline-fueled dance with murder hornets. It’s a lesson in how nature’s cutest mascots can pack the biggest bite.

Plus:

🎵 Em’s “Trail Mix” delivers three songs for the soul-slogging miles, including Bob Dylan’s bleak masterpiece and a haunting track from Dekker that hits like a cold October wind.

🧼 “Trail Etiquette & Other Shit” breaks down how to stay clean(ish) in the backcountry — without making your backpack smell like a science experiment.

Stick around to the end for final thoughts, off-the-rails chit-chat, and your weekly reminder that the summit is always just a little farther than you think.

This week on False Summit, we take you deep into the woods and up a spiral staircase of paranoia. Em and Octavia share two stories that prove the most unsettling moments on the trail aren’t always about the terrain.

In “Goodbye, Happy Hiking,” a serene forest hike turns surreal after a chance encounter with a charming drifter and his silent companion. It’s all good vibes and spiritual chats—until a mysterious booklet leads to a gut-punch of culty red flags and an urgent reminder: not every trail angel is what they seem.

Then in “Echoes on the Stairwell,” a solo hiker in the UK learns that fear isn’t always about danger—it’s about the stories we tell ourselves. A mysterious set of footsteps becomes a full-blown thriller… until the truth takes an unexpected and very human turn.

Stick around for Trail Mix, where Em drops a dreamy, emotional playlist with tracks by ROYA, Yumi Zouma, and Jonah Kagen. Plus, we break down the art of finding the perfect hiking boot in trail etiquette and other shit.

It’s a wild ride this week—featuring interdimensional cults, mistaken identity, and the kind of existential spiral you didn’t ask for but somehow needed.

🎒 Rate, review, subscribe, and send us your best trail fails or spiritual encounters gone wrong: [email protected] or @falsesummit on IG and YouTube.

False Summit: where every mountain is just one more almost there.

Until next time, happy trails—and remember, if it feels like you’ve reached the top… you probably haven’t.

This week on False Summit, Octavia is joined by special guest Audriana for a bite-sized episode packed with weird vibes and campfire chills. After a quick detour into ghost questions and the mystery of “Sprunki,” we dive into Echoes by the Lake—a short story about a peaceful father-son hike that unravels into something far more unsettling. A hidden trail, a child’s shoe, and a voice that shouldn't be there.

Was it just the wind? Or did something follow them back through the trees?

Tune in, keep your headlamp handy, and remember—some trails are better left untraveled.

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👻 Got your own creepy campfire tale or trail fail? Email us at [email protected] or DM us on Instagram @FalseSummit.

🎧 Subscribe, rate, and review—unless you want to be the epic fail this week.

Let me know if you want it to lean more funny, more spooky, or more casual!

This week on False Summit: Tales, Trails & Epic Fails, we're bringing you two stories where the best-laid plans got absolutely sucker-punched by nature.

First up, Blizzard in the Desert: what was supposed to be a dreamy February escape to Havasupai—turquoise waterfalls, red rock magic, desert peace—turns into a full-blown whiteout survival scenario. Spoiler: snowstorms weren’t supposed to hit the Grand Canyon. Forecasts were wrong. Very wrong.

Then in Honeymoon Detour, a newlywed couple’s mountain stroll in Patagonia takes a hard left turn when a misread trail sign leads to a surprise overnight… on a remote lakeshore… with no gear. It’s the stuff honeymoons are made of—if your idea of romance includes frostbite and fire-building.

Plus:

🎶 Em’s Trail Mix delivers three songs for those hikes that feel more spiritual than scenic.

🏕️ And in Trail Etiquette & Other Shit, we unpack tents, tarps, bivies and the great shelter debate—so you don’t end up spooning a rock when it rains sideways.

So grab your puffy, double-check your map, and join Octavia and Em for a double-dose of detour drama and post-hike wisdom.

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Rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Got a wild trail tale or a burning question? Email us at [email protected] or find us on Instagram and YouTube @falsesummit.

And remember—if it feels like you’ve reached the top… you probably haven’t.

Strap in for a wild ride through two very different, but equally disastrous, outdoor adventures. In this episode of False Summit, we bring you:

🏔 High-Altitude Desert – A solo trek through a remote, high-altitude desert turns into a battle against dehydration, altitude, and one very humbling lesson in preparation.

🌿 Swampy Saga – What starts as a scenic coastal hike quickly devolves into a mud-sucking, thorn-covered, swamp-stomping disaster, complete with an abandoned picnic and a questionable life choice or two.

🎶 Trail Mix – This week’s trail tunes will get you in the zone, from hypnotic beats to dreamy indie vibes to straight-up swagger.

💦 Trail Etiquette & Other Shit – We’re talking water purification—because unless you want to bond with Giardia, you might want to take notes.

Stick around for laughs, lessons, and the kind of outdoor wisdom that only comes from screwing up spectacularly.

🎧 Listen now and don’t forget to rate, review, and send us your own trail fails!

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Happy trails, and remember—if it feels like you've reached the top, you probably haven't.

Getting lost in the woods? Classic. Losing your dog in the dead of night? Nightmare fuel.

In this episode of False Summit: Tales, Trails, and Epic Fails, we bring you two stories of misadventure in the wild. First up, Lost Misadventure—Ethan set out for a relaxing day hike in Tennessee but found himself in an eleven-hour battle with dehydration, bad decisions, and a near-drowning in a deceptively peaceful stream. Then, in Ridge Line Reckoning, a solo hammock camper (and his fearless dog) take on the Appalachian wilderness—only to face an all-night windstorm, a surprise free-fall, and an eerie set of glowing eyes in the dark.

We wrap it all up with Trail Mix, where Em shares three songs to keep your feet moving and your mind wandering, plus some essential (and slightly chaotic) trail etiquette tips.

If you’ve ever found yourself deep in the woods thinking, Well, this escalated quickly—this one's for you.

🎧 Listen now and don’t forget to rate, review, and send us your own trail fails!

📩 Got a story? Email us at [email protected] or hit us up on Instagram & YouTube (@FalseSummitPod).

Happy trails—and remember, if it feels like you’ve reached the top… you probably haven’t. 😏