Hello Cousins, 

Ok that’s just what I call everyone. Everyone is a cousin, a sister, a brother something. This series is about me trying to date on a dating app for the first time in my thirties. Let’s just say the pickings are slim, my thumb hurts from swiping left and basically it’s pretty terrible. I’m genuinely concerned for the future of man kind.  Also I like to enjoy a little martini from time to time so if you hear some clanking in the background it’s just my ice. I KNOW you don’t put ice in a martini but I was being lazy and just poured it over a prior drink I was already drinking so please forgive me all the martini connoisseurs out there. I talk wild, I say how I feel and it is what it is. So please don’t come for me if you’re a sensitive sally my show is not for you. I hope you all enjoy a snippet of my life. So welcome cousins and get ready for the ride.