Hi Cousins,

So this is basically me introducing myself since my BFF Megan said I just jumped right in on the wagon and started driving it with out telling you guys who I really am. Well I’m 30 flirty ALMOST thriving. Born and raised Florida girl with two cute perfect dogs, EXTRA, over the top and always ICONIC. I’m simply a one of a kind baby I am the real deal. So welcome and enjoy my life.

Hello Cousins,

So please excuse the background noise. One I also don’t have a mic yet, your girl is living on a budget for the moment. I know how terrible I can not maintain my lifestyle on a budget it’s simply just not for me. Also this recording happened at an office party with one of my dear friends Jakey Pooh. It’s ok I can use his name in this. Not the best audio and not my best work but hey we need episodes the people need to know what’s really out there. So please don’t stop listening after this I promise it only gets better. Once again your welcome cousins see you next episode! 

Ok so seriously I need help on this one cousins. It’s currently Sunday and I need to know if I should go on the second date it’s a drive like a sleep over date. NO I am not giving up the goods I am not a scaly wag it’s only the second date it’s going to take a little more than a couple margaritas and tacos for that. Well most of the times I can say I’ve had my moments where it took less. But hey those days are behind me I’m a changed woman now. Unless the mystery love of my life comes around. You’ll hear me talk about this one in probably all my episodes until I EVENTUALLY get him. Because I will, I don’t do well at losing or not getting what I want so basically now it’s turned into a challenge. But seriously guys if I could show you a picture of him dear GOD that man is gorgeous but let me not hype him up to much just in case he ever listens to my pod cast or sees this. He’s alright nothing special haha. Ok back to Mr good guy, I feel like I’m at the moment on do you pick the safe choice that will probably eventually marry you or do you pick the wild one. Help a girl out I clearly can’t make my own decisions when it comes to dating and hurry up I’ve only got ONE day left to decide! See you on the flip side cousins. 

Hello Cousins, 

Ok that’s just what I call everyone. Everyone is a cousin, a sister, a brother something. This series is about me trying to date on a dating app for the first time in my thirties. Let’s just say the pickings are slim, my thumb hurts from swiping left and basically it’s pretty terrible. I’m genuinely concerned for the future of man kind.  Also I like to enjoy a little martini from time to time so if you hear some clanking in the background it’s just my ice. I KNOW you don’t put ice in a martini but I was being lazy and just poured it over a prior drink I was already drinking so please forgive me all the martini connoisseurs out there. I talk wild, I say how I feel and it is what it is. So please don’t come for me if you’re a sensitive sally my show is not for you. I hope you all enjoy a snippet of my life. So welcome cousins and get ready for the ride.