The Switch 2 is here — and honestly? It might be kinda fun. But between some cool upgrades and a few classic Nintendo weird decisions, there's one thing looming over it all: the terrifying possibility of an all-digital future. We share our first impressions, what’s exciting, what’s confusing, and why we’re already clutching our physical cartridges like they're ancient relics. Come for the cautious hype, stay for the mild existential dread.