Our celebration of Canada’s Hockey supremacy is cut dreadfully short by a whirlwind of anti-Canadian conspiracy and lies reaching the highest levels of the HockeySport world. Uncovering truth behind the rapid desertification of the league, the near-inevitable relocation of Canada’s political system to Houston and how systematic extortion and blackmail have ensured that “the house always wins” in Vegas.

And stay tuned as we announce the first ever NHL All-Name Team, unveil our “Be-Your-Own-Beer” sponsorship package and introduce you to the giant rich babies coming to your team next year.

With Special Guest: Blue Jackets center and NHL All-Name Team captain Boone Jenner

We find ourselves in a dark unlikely reality where Vegas is a conference leader, Marchand is a cup champion, Messier is a trophy and the HockeyHosts are forbidden from talking about the Canucks.  We also check in on yet another cursed Winter Classic, catch up with some of our favourite NHL Alumni in our “Where are they now” section and find what Gary Bettman is getting for Christmas (Hint: It'll be an offer he can't refuse)

With Special Guest Live in Studio: Former Canucks head coach Guest John Tortorello

The League is in turmoil this week as players, owners, commissioners square off after heated controversies have unfolded. In a week full of shocking revelations, including hot mic audio of salary collusion, krytonian performance de-hancing drugs, and devastating 100 foot goals, it seems all but undeniable that we are heading towards an inevitable civil war in the NHL.

Plus, you won’t believe the stories we’re NOT talking about. (#2 will knock your skates off).

With special guest: recently retired Ottawa Senators legend Chris Neil.

Episode #1: Expansion Cousins of the Las Vegas Onion Knights