This week on Hoe Rogan, Kristen and Alli dive headfirst into the latest batch of cultural chaos:

We start with Amy Schumer’s sudden weight-drop and Instagram purge, discussing how the former body-positivity cheerleader has now ghosted every old photo like she’s in witness protection. We unpack the whiplash messaging, the trends, and how celebrity “movements” always end the second they’re no longer convenient.

Then we jump to Trump demanding the Epstein files be released, and what that circus would look like if it actually happened (spoiler: grab popcorn, maybe Kevlar).

Next: Cheryl Hines hits The View on her book tour, freshly served to the couch like daytime TV’s newest emotional chew toy. Kristen gives a play-by-play on how fast they’ll turn on her, and Alli places bets.

We also get into Michelle Obama resurfacing in the political arena, stirring up another round of national tension like it’s sweeps week, and Marjorie Taylor Greene taking a very… enthusiastic… swing at Trump, which goes exactly as well as you’d expect.

Politics, celebrity contradictions, opportunism, hypocrisy, and chaos — all lovingly roasted in the Hoe Rogan way.

#bodypositivity  #amyschumer #epstein

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In this episode of Hoe Rogan, we dive straight into the political circus tent we’re all living in.We kick things off with Zohran Mamdani’s big win, and the city's big loss - the perfect case study in what happens when voters don’t understand the absolute basics of economics. Then we get into the epidemic of fake politicians who talk like malfunctioning NPCs and somehow keep getting promoted.Next up: Kristen Bell manages to set the internet on fire with an Instagram post so mild it shouldn’t even qualify as content… yet it triggered half the country. Why? Because clown world.And of course, we hit everything else happening in this upside-down timeline we’re stuck in - from the word "bud" offending people to billionaire shaming from almost billionaires and all the miscellaneous stupidity in between.If you’re looking for sanity… you won’t find it here! #woke #suicidalempathy ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Rate and Subscribe!AND, get to know us!Instagram: ⁠⁠@Thehoeroganpod⁠⁠ ⁠⁠@AlliBreen⁠⁠ ⁠⁠@ItsKristenCarney⁠⁠X: @Thehoeroganpod⁠⁠Apple Podcasts:⁠ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...

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Is it time to add Leftism to the DSM???

This week on The Hoe Rogan Podcast, Kristen Carney and Alli Breen dig into the week’s most absurd headlines and political theater. We start with Katie Porter’s bid for California governor and the unhinged energy surrounding her campaign, then move on to Alec Baldwin’s latest excuse—claiming a garbage truck hit him—because of course he did.We also unpack Hillary Clinton’s reluctant praise for Trump over the Israeli-Gaza peace deal (was that a twitch or a smile?) and question why so many late-night “American” talk-show hosts aren’t even American—yet spend every night roasting the country they’re guests in.

It all leads to a bigger, slightly uncomfortable question: has the left crossed the line from self-righteous to sociopathic? Expect sharp humor, a little chaos, and two women saying the things everyone else is thinking.

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In this episode of Hoe Rogan, Kristen and Alli cover a week’s worth of pop culture chaos and some surprisingly sane turns. We talk about Nicole Kidman’s divorce from Keith Urban (and his unforgivable hairstyle), the Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival (yes, that’s real), and AOC’s apology to short people that somehow included more insults toward short people.We also get into the UK’s digital ID rollout possibly coming by 2029 and losing their country, Jimmy Kimmel’s sudden openness to having Trump on his show (which, let’s be real, will never happen), and the mini-meltdown over Taylor Swift’s new “trad wife” vibes.Somehow, the cultural ship seems to be steering itself sligggglthtly back toward sanity. Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking. Either way, it’s a full plate of humor, headlines, and the faintest glimmers of common sense.

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On this episode of Hoe Rogan, Kristen opens up about the surprising — and surprisingly warm — acceptance she’s gotten from some of her pro-trans friends, and we spin off into a bigger conversation about the strange places “inclusion” and DEI show up in everyday life. From barnyard metaphors (yes, we’re talking chickens, hens, and roosters) to religion’s role in identity and community, nothing is off-limits.

We also pitch our newest, absolutely-going-to-get-cancelled reality show idea: Dancing with the Cancelled Stars. Imagine your favorite “too hot for Hollywood” names back in the spotlight, cha-cha-ing their way to redemption.

As always, it’s part social commentary, part comedy roast, part “did they really just say that?”

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This episode dives deep into the shocking and heartbreaking assassination of free speech advocate, family man, devout Christian, and lover of the United States—Charlie Kirk. Kristen and Alli reflect on how humanity feels like it’s losing its soul, yet in the aftermath, more hearts have been awakened than silenced. From an immigrant tearing up while watching the news to Kristen inevitably crying (as she does), the raw emotions run high.We also tackle the dangerous game of cherry-picking words out of context to fuel hatred—and why it would be super cool if people just stopped.But this episode isn’t all heavy. We detour into Near Death Experiences (where Kristen subtly tries to convert Alli into believing in an afterlife) and mourn the quiet extinction of the hotel fridge.It’s an episode that blends grief, hope, faith, and absurdity—the full spectrum of what it means to be alive right now.

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On this week’s Hoe Rogan, we’re taking a dive into the barrel, government overreach by pulling another "Peanut", except this time, killing someone's blind deer and penis hunting of politicians wives. We also talk about Monks throwing their support behind Trump, why jobs are the truest form of torture and authenticity being in rare supply these days.

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In episode #2, we go from dirty streets to dirty secrets. We get into cleaning up homeless encampments, our awkward virginity stories, how the 'king of all media' lost his sense of humor while ironically becoming the court jester (yes, Howard Stern comes up… again). We also talk about why ignoring facts is big-time dumb, Greg Gutfeld somehow landing on Jimmy Fallon and, more dildos!

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In our debut episode, we kick off The Hoe Rogan Podcast by covering the truly important issues like WNBA dildo drama, the nerve of Sydney Sweeney and American Eagle and whether Howard Stern and Stephen Colbert have officially left the building. Also, Kristen is kidding about the 'no jobs' thing. She's had jobs. She's just buried the traumatic memories of being a productive member of society.

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