This is not about the assorted trademarked line of mints available in most retail outlets. But this is also loosely about the Olive Garden.

I interacted with some dude on instagram, and it got weird. Which reminds me, I shouldn’t come off private EVER. BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE BE CRAZY.

I tried to embarrass my daughter and she got me. But that’s cause she’s awesome. Disappointment is always everywhere but not everywhere always. Message!

I missed the news that the new Manchester Orchestra album dropped and it pisses me off that the only way I would have known is by using social media because none of my friends (or cousins named Thaddeus or Christopher) care enough to tell me personally. I need a personal curator.

I kinda don’t wanna tell you about this episode because that defeats the im kidding this is about $60 shipping and the linguistics of bolth. Yes bolth.

Rushing sucks. But it’s a part of me and I have to actively fight it every day. Or I am galdarn miserable. Rushing = anxiety. And I hate anxiety.

Hello. I am Joel. Learn about my whole. No my hole. Like a hole in the ground. But in my body.