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Sarah makes it back from Germany, but not everyone made it on the bus! While Sarah was across the pond Nicole encountered a wannabe Christian Grey. There is no better way to share this story than to act it out as a play. Welcome to The Homance Chronicles Theater - featuring '50 Shades of Wrong' - starring London Mike as 'Christian No' and Sarah giving her best impression of a pissed off Nicole.
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Part 2 of this story takes the Homance to a club with all the awkward dinner guests. Then, before you know it, the laws of attraction kick in (or the 700 drinks) and the ladies have their eyes on the prize. They keep the night going until the wee hours of the morning. Then wake up in a panic and drive around for hours on a ridiculous mission.
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This week you get a piece within a piece! London Mike is still avoiding his responsibilities, so you get a fun side piece before the main entree.
Part 1 of the full-length story sets the scene of a D grade Melrose Place-like pool where Nicole and Sarah hung out one summer several years ago. Nicole set her sights on a guy from the pool and that's when the mission began. This mission included a 3:00am breakfast, random Target bathing suit, a borrowed Wrangler, an MBA paper and a proper dinner.
The Muskegon River eats Sarah's phone, which leads to a series of awkward events, including a blast from the past. Nicole and Sarah share their tubing stories from the past few years and how it's a miracle they've survived.
After a few follow-up items, Nicole and Sarah share their opinions on friends with benefits. Being the sex positive gals that they are, they share personal stories; including a time Sarah was meeting up with a Tinder match, but Nicole ended up scoring her longtime FWB, 'Afternoon Delight.'
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