The Homance Chronicles

The homantic vibes between Nicole and Rambo continue. Sarah and Nicole end up at a Cirque show and a nightclub that should be a Cirque show. Then, the trip concludes with an epic rom-com movie-like ending that you'd never expect.

The Homance takes the shitshow on a plane and heads to Las Vegas for Nicole's 30th birthday. As you know, the Homance never follows the rules, so they share every single detail from their Vegas excursion. Rules, fuck 'em. Facts, fuck 'em.

If you want to play a drinking game as you listen, just take a sip every time we say, "so." You'll be buzzed in no time.

Facts. Fuck 'Em. It's a new thing. Nicole actually goes on a good date, yet the twilight zone continues to follow her around like a rain cloud with LoJack. Then, Sarah goes down memory lane and introduces Nicole and Sarah's library.

Nicole and Sarah tell a vintage story about the time they went to Cedar Point (an amusement park in Ohio). In true homance style, there was more amusement outside of the park than in it. This two-day roller coaster of an adventure is full of drinks, dicks and debauchery.

There's only room for one type of magic on a date with Nicole...Gypsy Magic. Let's just say there was magic on her most recent date, but it wasn't the gypsy kind.