Our podcast is now legally allowed to drink. In this week's episode, Gabe wants to start juicing, Sam warns the general public about the "Land, Air, and Sea" burger, and we both share the same opinion on green fruit. Sam brings up a phone conspiracy, Gabe wonders what fruit Adam and Eve ate that screwed us all over, and we discover how much of our bodies is made up of water. Gabe wants to rescue our country's youth from Common Core math, Sam receives a phone call on his laptop and can't turn off his ringtone, and we can't stop rhyming. We discuss eavesdropping, Sam has fully settled into his dad clothing style, and Gabe can't wait to be the "Grillmaster" of his future home. We give our semi-official, spoiled-loaded thoughts on the "Barbie" movie, Gabe has a proposition for the Writer's Guild of America, and Sam has a piping hot take in defense of AI writing our entertainment. As they say in "Barbie", "Humans only have one ending, but ideas live forever". Replace "ideas" with "Honestly Dude" and you've got yourself a deal.

The dog days of Summer have arrived. In this week's episode, Sam knows way too much about celebrity relationships, Gabe feels like he's being held captive by the Russians, and once again we ponder a future where we make it to 100 episodes. Gabe gets a new job, Sam comes up with the perfect audio-only podcast material, and we imagine how fish would smoke if they could. Sam discusses his favorite thing about exercising, Gabe creates a brand new word, and we come this close to several car accidents. Gabe cracks his knuckles and shares his current gripe with society, Sam has beef with Mr. Beast, and we dive into how social media is robbing us of maintaining full authenticity in the way real life allows us to. We talk about the downside to deleting content on social media and starting over, expand on relationships that turn out to be lessons in our lives, and we cap off a jam-packed episode with an extensive discussion on world records, while trying to figure out which ones we ourselves could attempt to beat. Hope you're staying cool (in every sense of the word), this one's on the house.

Guess who's back back back, back again. In this week's episode, Sam spruces up the "Honestly Dude" setup, Gabe examines the upside of leaving your weight off your driver's license, and we go over embarrassing headshots. Gabe makes a technological upgrade, Sam thinks his head is changing shapes, and we discuss the hot topic of double dates. Sam is indifferent about the drive-in, Gabe decides on the worst first date idea, and we congratulate each other on a little over one week of sobriety from purchasing Lego sets. Gabe sounds off on the "people-mover Cinnabon", Sam can't wrap his head around the "bookshelf coffin", and we dive into how two new chip flavors are subtly making it infinitely easier to have a healthy diet. We try to comprehend how Taco Bell's new menu item, the Cheeto taco, came to be, Sam needs a raise, and Gabe puts his foot down about some highly contested food debates. Finally, our "Honestly News" segment thrusts us into the ridiculous story of the most dangerous sleep walker of all time. Watch, rinse, repeat.

June showers bring Honestly Dude flowers. In this week's episode, Sam catches Gabe off guard, Gabe makes his hair shiny and joins the cast of Grease, and we examine the pros of cold showers. Gabe rips his pants, Sam considers sacrificing his future to purchase a pontoon boat, and we discuss how difficult it has become to trust people in today's relationship structure. Gabe introduces us to the 2-in-1 washing machine, Sam hates on the modern fridge, and we reminisce on our good and horrific snow day memories. Sam is concerned about the premise of a "human library", Gabe wants to keep some distance between himself and Oprah, and we play a quick-witted game of "Honestly Feud". Finally, in this week's installment of "Honestly News", Gabe brings the age old European tradition of chasing wheels of cheese to light. Go on now, and get you some Honestly Dude.

We know you're starved from a lack of episodes, so cleanse your palates with a healthy dose of Honestly Dude. In this week's episode, Gabe presents the pros of a buzzcut but doesn't want one, Sam dries off in a running shower, and we're living life one movie at a time. Sam wants to make a list of some of the most re-watchable films of all time,  Gabe has a unique personal favorite movie night snack, and we dive into some classic Canadian television shows...if that's even a thing. Gabe wants to be cleaner the older he gets, Sam misses snow days, and we debate but mostly agree on the winner of the age old battle between cheese balls and cheese puffs. Sam discovers the apple cider slushy, Gabe defends olives on pizza, and we make a bold proposition about how men can learn a thing or two from our female counterparts. We dive neck deep into the massage conversation, Gabe unveils the world's smartest pizza place in "Honestly News", and Sam leads the podcast into uncharted territory with a discussion on conspiracy theories that may or may not get us apprehended by the law. If this is the last episode we ever drop, you know what's up.

Hi, it's us again. In this week's episode, Sam gets in his feels about Velveeta, Gabe has a preferred ketchup substitute, and we indulge ourselves in some weird food combinations. Gabe has an explosive secret from his childhood, Sam experiments with fire, and the conversation goes so far off topic that we think we both suffered a stroke. Sam can't remember what type of pickle he likes but he knows its good, Gabe gets upset about certain menu items at the Cheesecake Factory, and we discover a food that chews for you. Sam puts the fun in fishing, Gabe imagines a world where restaurant staff force feed you your meal, and we start a bluegrass band. Gabe gets to the bottom of what a chipmunk's voice would sound like, Sam looks up twenty southern ways to declare its too hot outside, and we refuse to be fanned. Sam saves the podcast from cancellation thanks to the miracle of audio editing, Gabe wants an in-ground pool, and this week's installation of "Honestly News" brings us the "Worst Artist in History". You know it's either you listen to us or you watch "The Office" for the 23rd time, so pick us just this one time.

MID-WEEK EPPY DROP INBOUND. In this week's episode, Gabe wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, Sam gets cancelled by his mom, and chickens are getting slapped. Sam is flustered by Gabe's choice of sleeping position, Gabe scares some kids at summer camp, and we try to figure out where the fluffy things are at. We dive head first into our horrific after hours experience at a local Denny's, talk about a worship night that we had the pleasure of being a part of, and we sift through the ins and outs of church worship. Gabe presents a transformative question, Sam is grossed out by celebrity wedding rings, and we attempt to determine how much prayer is needed for a meal. Sam has a bizarre shift at work, Gabe gets a week off, and we become pasta mobsters while trying to solve the "Honestly News" case of the mystery riverside noodles. Finally, Sam leads the show into a deeper talk about the risk that comes alongside the "glamorization" of church. Dig in and enjoy, before it gets cold.

Someone save us, we're drowning in our own stupidity. In this week's episode, Sam is surrounded by loud noises, Gabe gives his updated perfect Cheeseburger, and we talk about how we would spend a week off from work. Gabe uncovers some weird inventions, Sam doesn't want to play piano on someone else's khakis, and the perfect way to keep your air pods safe is discovered. Sam doesn't want dogs to be muzzled unless they have it coming, Gabe wants to play slip-and-slide kickball, and we expand upon some of the weirdest jobs in America. Gabe can't fake cry at a funeral, Sam is repulsed by an easy way to make 20k, and we question whether or not we want to become accidental criminals. Gabe visits a mystical theme park he can't remember the name of, Sam assumes the worst at a Six Flags, and the Spring allergies hit us like a tidal wave. We dedicate this one to all of the cool kids out there, specifically you, so enjoy.

Happy weekend one and all, we've got a good one for you hot and ready. In this week's episode, Sam battles a nostalgia addiction, Gabe has a wild work week, and neither of us are willing to keep our doors unlocked. Gabe has a genius perspective on Florida men and gets poetic about the sea, Sam is fascinated by dolphins, and we marvel at Disney themed hotels. Sam doesn't want people being too happy at funerals, Gabe doesn't want people getting engaged at weddings, and the definitive wedding song is discovered. Gabe talks to people who can't hear him, Sam is hesitant to feed the children, and the "Honestly News" segment is blown through the stratosphere as we tackle nearly ten stories and get zero answers for any of our questions. There is so much to unpack in this episode that we actually refuse to spoil any of it for you in the description, so you're going to have to see for yourself...click at your own risk.

WE'RE BACK, making two weeks off feel like an eternity over here. In this week's episode, Sam and Gabe sweat through their Hawaiian shirts, Gabe isn't legally allowed to work in a hot attic, and Sam starts rationing off water. Gabe is caught in a drive-by Nerf ambush, Sam attacks the mail lady, and we both have the urge to fish in illegal bodies of water. Sam gets clotheslined at the pool, Gabe commits a hate crime against his family recliner, and neither of us can figure out proper Pringles etiquette. Gabe narrowly avoids a trip to Denny's, Sam can't get enough of cake, and for the greater good of the general public, we come to an official determination on the proper circumstances where "mommy" and "daddy" can be used. Sam has an endless amount of stories about his grandpa, Gabe has an insightful take on cursing, and we have yet another exciting faith conversation. We share intrusive thoughts, Gabe discovers some bizarre European religions, and Sam shares the official "Song of the Summer". It's a lot to take in, don't worry we're here for you, just enjoy it while you attempt to cope.