Jessica is back from vacation and there were no pina coladas to be had. The vast knowledge she gained from her trip: never, under any circumstances, take a toddler on vacation. But most importantly: It's Smut Club Beeetches! The last week of the month we dedicate the episode to the Smut Club book of the month. For the month of April we read the book Claiming his Mountain Bride by Madison Faye. You guys. This one was a winner. Jessica did good. Finally. The plot is that of a typical smutty book, meaning we can poke a whole lotta holes into it. But it's okay, because the sexytime parts will get you enough hot and bothered to make up for it. The word c*m comes up (pun intended) frequently in the book, and therefore it is not entirely our fault that it also makes an appearance frequently during our episode. If you have sensitive ears listen with caution. We rated this puppy a 4-4.5 on the Splash Factor scale. The fact that it is the first book in a series of many could potentially make up for the last couple flops we've chosen. Let us know what you thought of the book this month! Did you love it? Hate it? Can't wait to get splashy reading the next one? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Facebook or Instagram.